Trending across the social media Is a collection of proverbs from Nollywood Veteran Actor PETE EDOCHIE.

1. The little opportunity given to a
monkey
to wear cloths, does not guarantee it
to
join the dinning table.

2. Girls are like mangoes, while you
are
waiting for them to be ripe, others
are
eating them with salt.

3. Whoever presents his own head to
break
coconut would not be able to partake
in
the eating of it.

4. A man who hangs around a
beautiful girl
without saying a word ends up
fetching
water for guests at her wedding.


5. A man who counts his money after
withdrawing from the ATM has trust
issues.

6. If something that was going to
chop off
your head only knocked off your cap,
you
should be grateful.

7. When a girl has beauty without
Brains,
the Private parts suffer the most.

8. Having a Female as a Best friend is
like
having Chicken for a pet, You will eat
it
some day.

9. The wolf on the hill is not as
hungry as
the wolf climbing the hill.

10. Never let negative and toxic
people
rent space in your head. Raise the
rent &
kick them out.

11. Life goes on, Even if you don't
want it
to.

12. Drinking garri doesn't mean
you're poor
but allowing it to swell before
drinking is
poverty.

13. The buttocks are like a married
couple
though there is constant friction
between
them, they will still love and live
together.
What number is your favorite?

2,4,7 n 8

Men dat number 2 is very very deep and crude

2 and 4

The olodo's abov,, dem say what numba nt numbas. If na exan now na phy9 una get... Welwelwel for me its numba 2, 3 & 4. Hmmm wat d Bleep haaaaa no 4

No13 is funny.so those two big booties of serena williams can fight but,they've got not choice than to always settle and live happily, ;DNo13 is funny.so those two big booties of serena williams can fight but,they've got not choice than to always settle and live happily,

Funny.. osedvgirl come see oo! Haha

gozi542:
Funny.. osedvgirl come see oo! Haha

i like 4 and 5

Ogadagidi