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Do you have any funny anectodes? by Allenpowered(m): 7:27am On May 25, 2005
Well there is the stuff written on the gate to my streest in Port Harcourt:

No [I]rampant[/I] movement as from 8pm, any[I] berger [/I] seen shall be confisticated till further notice.Pls take note [I]residence[/I].

I've always wondered who wrote it

[I]If u've got funny stories abeg make I hear am[/I]
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by coke(f): 2:11pm On May 25, 2005
check dis one out saw @ a store in my estate, "credit is only given to pple over d age of 85 if accompanied by both parents".
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by dominobaby(f): 4:03pm On May 29, 2005
4 Insurance companies are in competition.One comes up with the slogan
"Coverage from the cradle to the grave."
The 2nd one tries to improve on that with
"Coverage from the womb to the tomb."
Not to be outdone, the 3rd one comes up with
"From the sperm to the womb."
The 4th insurance company really thought hard and almost gave upthe race, but finally came up with
"From the erection to the resurrection." grin
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by dominobaby(f): 4:39pm On Jun 01, 2005
An old lady was standing at the railing of
the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so
that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said:
"Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be
forward, but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady,
"I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But, madam, you must know that your privates
are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man
and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is
85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" tongue
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by Allenpowered(m): 11:15am On Jun 11, 2005
dominobab, that was crazi,
From the erection to the resurrection
, i could not stop the lafta
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by dominobaby(f): 3:43pm On Jun 12, 2005
Allenpowered:

dominobab, that was crazi,
From the erection to the resurrection
, I could not stop the lafta

you bet i could not too
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by Coder(m): 1:56pm On Jan 06, 2006
That was a laff-ful!
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by mide2(f): 5:49am On Mar 06, 2007
dominobaby:

An old lady was standing at the railing of
the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so
that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said:
"Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be
forward, but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady,
"I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But, madam, you must know that your privates
are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man
and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is
85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" tongue

tht was so hilarious
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by Nikegenius(f): 4:23pm On Mar 06, 2007
Very funny jokes u got up there guys.
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by Lolabbey: 2:07pm On Mar 12, 2009
all of una try sha
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by tytylayor: 5:46pm On Jul 15, 2009
waiting for romade and ben
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by alimat2(f): 5:52pm On Jul 15, 2009
Both are on exile
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by Recoverd(f): 5:26pm On Jul 16, 2009
"NO CREDIT TODAY, COME TOMMOROW" i c dis in most shopes n wen u go d ff day its stil der. "BEWARE OF SNAKES AND DOGS" i always wonder if truly they have snakes. Lol
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by dani1luv: 5:33pm On Jul 16, 2009
Lolabbey:

all of una try sha
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by Arcani: 8:28pm On Jul 17, 2009
nyz jokes here
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by mamagee3(f): 10:41pm On Jul 17, 2009
No
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by sylve11: 9:51am On Jul 18, 2009
cool
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by seguntijan(m): 1:09pm On Feb 15, 2010
the meaning of IBADAN
I=IGBO
B=BOYZ
A=ARE
D=DESPIRATE
A=AT
N=NIGHT
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by seguntijan(m): 1:10pm On Feb 15, 2010
the meaning of IBADAN
                  I=IGBO
                  B=BOYZ
                  A=ARE
                  D=DESPIRATE
                  A=AT
                  N=NIGHT
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by Kunbee: 2:20am On Feb 16, 2010
^^lol

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