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Do you have any funny anectodes? by Allenpowered(m): 7:27am On May 25, 2005 |
Well there is the stuff written on the gate to my streest in Port Harcourt: No [I]rampant[/I] movement as from 8pm, any[I] berger [/I] seen shall be confisticated till further notice.Pls take note [I]residence[/I]. I've always wondered who wrote it [I]If u've got funny stories abeg make I hear am[/I] |
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by coke(f): 2:11pm On May 25, 2005 |
check dis one out saw @ a store in my estate, "credit is only given to pple over d age of 85 if accompanied by both parents". |
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by dominobaby(f): 4:03pm On May 29, 2005 |
4 Insurance companies are in competition.One comes up with the slogan "Coverage from the cradle to the grave." The 2nd one tries to improve on that with "Coverage from the womb to the tomb." Not to be outdone, the 3rd one comes up with "From the sperm to the womb." The 4th insurance company really thought hard and almost gave upthe race, but finally came up with "From the erection to the resurrection." |
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by dominobaby(f): 4:39pm On Jun 01, 2005 |
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat." "But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by Allenpowered(m): 11:15am On Jun 11, 2005 |
dominobab, that was crazi, From the erection to the resurrection, i could not stop the lafta |
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by dominobaby(f): 3:43pm On Jun 12, 2005 |
Allenpowered: you bet i could not too |
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by Coder(m): 1:56pm On Jan 06, 2006 |
That was a laff-ful! |
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by mide2(f): 5:49am On Mar 06, 2007 |
dominobaby: tht was so hilarious |
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by Nikegenius(f): 4:23pm On Mar 06, 2007 |
Very funny jokes u got up there guys. |
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by Lolabbey: 2:07pm On Mar 12, 2009 |
all of una try sha |
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by tytylayor: 5:46pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
waiting for romade and ben |
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by alimat2(f): 5:52pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
Both are on exile |
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by Recoverd(f): 5:26pm On Jul 16, 2009 |
"NO CREDIT TODAY, COME TOMMOROW" i c dis in most shopes n wen u go d ff day its stil der. "BEWARE OF SNAKES AND DOGS" i always wonder if truly they have snakes. Lol |
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by dani1luv: 5:33pm On Jul 16, 2009 |
Lolabbey: |
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by Arcani: 8:28pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
nyz jokes here |
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by mamagee3(f): 10:41pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
No |
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by sylve11: 9:51am On Jul 18, 2009 |
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by seguntijan(m): 1:09pm On Feb 15, 2010 |
the meaning of IBADAN I=IGBO B=BOYZ A=ARE D=DESPIRATE A=AT N=NIGHT |
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by seguntijan(m): 1:10pm On Feb 15, 2010 |
the meaning of IBADAN I=IGBO B=BOYZ A=ARE D=DESPIRATE A=AT N=NIGHT |
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by Kunbee: 2:20am On Feb 16, 2010 |
^^lol |
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