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Prison Mail by Arcani: 6:42pm On Jun 30, 2009
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replies in a letter: "Dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."

A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife. "Dear husband, you wouldn't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house and dug up the back garden."

The prisoner writes back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."
Re: Prison Mail by dani1luv: 6:45pm On Jun 30, 2009
cheesy That's good
Re: Prison Mail by teissys(f): 2:37pm On Jul 01, 2009
Rotflmao
Re: Prison Mail by romsky: 3:24pm On Jul 01, 2009
hmmmm my pikin don show
Re: Prison Mail by pek(m): 3:28pm On Jul 01, 2009
The English call that cheap labour.
Re: Prison Mail by dominique(f): 3:35pm On Jul 01, 2009
free labour you mean
Re: Prison Mail by romsky: 3:38pm On Jul 01, 2009
d 2 all join 2geda
Re: Prison Mail by dominique(f): 4:23pm On Jul 01, 2009
shey grin
Re: Prison Mail by romsky: 4:29pm On Jul 01, 2009
wow i lurf ur dentition
so large u can use dm as cutlass
Re: Prison Mail by elowa: 4:47pm On Jul 01, 2009
mr know all
Re: Prison Mail by romsky: 4:55pm On Jul 01, 2009
embarassed
Re: Prison Mail by Arcani: 5:15pm On Jul 05, 2009
romade:

wow i lurf ur dentition
so large u can use dm as cutlass

lollipop
Re: Prison Mail by manickal(m): 6:08pm On Jul 05, 2009
grin
Re: Prison Mail by iniguy(m): 7:25pm On Jul 05, 2009
Nice!
Re: Prison Mail by clemcykul(f): 1:57pm On Jul 06, 2009
blinks*
Re: Prison Mail by sylve11: 2:15pm On Jul 06, 2009
*grin* cool
Re: Prison Mail by clemcykul(f): 11:05am On Jul 07, 2009
*smiles*
Re: Prison Mail by teissys(f): 12:48pm On Jul 07, 2009
Nepa go slice dat smile
Re: Prison Mail by clemcykul(f): 1:11pm On Jul 07, 2009
back to sender!
Re: Prison Mail by teissys(f): 1:42pm On Jul 07, 2009
I command a resend. Recipient must receive am. I no accept mailer-daemons failure notices
Re: Prison Mail by tytylayor: 2:58pm On Jul 07, 2009
9ice 2face one there kiss
Re: Prison Mail by teissys(f): 4:14pm On Jul 07, 2009
tytylayor:

9ice 2face sylve one there kiss

Tank you for making your stand sista
Re: Prison Mail by Phemour: 4:30pm On Jul 07, 2009
Yes, Thanks grin
Re: Prison Mail by teissys(f): 4:43pm On Jul 07, 2009
Ewwwwwww. . . See d teeth
Re: Prison Mail by Phemour: 4:45pm On Jul 07, 2009
you like it? grin
Re: Prison Mail by sylve11: 7:45pm On Jul 07, 2009
they r too large cool
Re: Prison Mail by Phemour: 9:11pm On Jul 07, 2009
angry
Re: Prison Mail by teissys(f): 7:43am On Jul 08, 2009
Truth stings like a wasp
Re: Prison Mail by v3: 9:01am On Jul 08, 2009
@post

nice 1. . .
Re: Prison Mail by kodylicky(f): 9:29am On Jul 08, 2009
smart prisoner

@post gud one
Re: Prison Mail by clemcykul(f): 11:04am On Jul 08, 2009
c'mmn shatap!



















;d
Re: Prison Mail by romsky: 11:07am On Jul 08, 2009
yea we now understand my clumsy so grin

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