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Types Of Programmers You Never Knew by Swiftlee(m): 1:16am On Feb 04, 2016
Over the years, experience has shown the upsurge in the programming business leading divergent arrays of youths of different calibres exercising their skills and talents in this lucrative industry. However, it is worthy of note that programmers have different agenda and goals set to be achieved. In view of the above, it is pertinent to keep in check the FOUR MAJOR TYPES OF PROGRAMMERS. Under listed are the descriptions;
1. Computer Programmers; These set of programmers use specific gadgets are equipments for their programming. Prominent among many is a computer set. An examples of a computer programmers are Nairaland Mods. Chineke, dem no dey sleep at all, even for night dem go ban you.

2. Broom Programmers; These set use a unique apparatus for their upper celestial navigation. The work usually is in the night when everyone is fast asleep. For instance.....Oya, call their name. They maneuver on the broom till they arrive at their destinations. Some usually get tired and sit on PHCN wires but something usually happens when they bring the light, you know what happens.

3. Armed Programmers; These group are special because they are armed. We call them programmers because they don't sleep especially in the night. Dem get luga oo. Oluwa o. They lay down/programme strategies on how to rob you off your possessions. Example of Armed programmers here are..you know them, oya call them.

4. Night Duty Programmers; As the name implies, they are on night duty in their respective places. Let me shock you. An olosho is a programmer because they don't sleep in the night. They are usually active and on duty in the night. You know them, you people that patronize them oya.

These are the programmers I have observed and you may be one of those. Infact, some don't sleep at night not because the belong to these category but because the would be gossiping. Well, you are a programmer too.. grin I heard Programmers hate sleep, some even say to sleep is a sin, some say their body wants to sleep but their spirit rejects it..eleyi gidi gan!

Re: Types Of Programmers You Never Knew by sawhite: 1:26am On Feb 04, 2016
wel u gat some point right.

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