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Pastor King And Abacha by SamMilla1(m): 3:14pm On Oct 31, 2006
PASTOR KING was seated next to President ABACHA on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The President asked for a whiskey & soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The attendant then asked thePASTOR if he would also like a drink. The PASTOR replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be raped by a PROSTITUTE than let liquor touch these lips!"

The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice. I'll have the same thing he's having."
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Re: Pastor King And Abacha by bamdil(m): 3:54pm On Oct 31, 2006
grin grin grin What a funny illustration u got there!
Can u tell me the sin that is worse among the two.
Re: Pastor King And Abacha by Alexos(m): 1:24pm On Nov 02, 2006
Ask me o! my man.

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