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When Boko Haram Entered A Church On A Sunday Morning by odutolasodiq(m): 9:54pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
This might be stale but it got me: Can't laugh alone. Boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on. They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can escape. They counted the number of worshippers and they were 150. They told them they would kill 100 out of these 150 members but in an alphabetical order of names, starting with the pastors. They approached the senior pastor asking:"What's your name?" The pastor said Zechariah Zwingina. The next pastor said Zebedee Zaccheus, the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams. They approached the elders. The first one said Zarepath Zolomon. The next one said Zalade Zomorin. The next one said Zetunji Zolusegun Zesther, Zimilehin. They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Ahmadu. The Organist screamed: "He is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu." If you were in the congregation, what will be your name? # Laughter is good medicine #.... |
Re: When Boko Haram Entered A Church On A Sunday Morning by Nobody: 9:56pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
odutolasodiq:they were testing their faith. In reality they might others and leave Abraham |
Re: When Boko Haram Entered A Church On A Sunday Morning by hexy40: 10:21pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
zoro zuma son of zebudaih |
Re: When Boko Haram Entered A Church On A Sunday Morning by PASCALSILVA(m): 4:04pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
ZZZZi zzzi |
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