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You Could Be Beaten For Any Of These When We Were Kids by klarke(m): 1:45pm On Feb 06, 2016
Today's kids are so spoilt that they don't know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons:
1. Crying after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing while the elders are seated
5. Sitting while the elders stand
6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated.
7. Replying back to an elder
8. Not replying back to an elder
9. Spending too much time without being beaten.
10. Singing after being admonished
11. Not greeting visitors
12. Eating food prepared for the visitors.
13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are leaving.
14. Refusing to eat.
15. Coming back home after sunset
16. Eating at the neighbour's home
17. Generally being moody.
18. Generally being too excited.
19. Fighting with your age mate and losing.
20. Fighting with your age mate and winning.
21. Eating too slowly
22. Eating too quickly
23. Eating too much
24. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up
25. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
26.Stumbling and falling when walking...

Feel free to add yours.......... grin

Re: You Could Be Beaten For Any Of These When We Were Kids by chocolateme(f): 1:50pm On Feb 06, 2016
Funny, typed all these yesterday but felt reluctant to post it. Good one

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Re: You Could Be Beaten For Any Of These When We Were Kids by Nobody: 1:52pm On Feb 06, 2016
Ajebu vs pako. carry your bike dey go #wenogoplaywithyou.

The gud old days .
Re: You Could Be Beaten For Any Of These When We Were Kids by Donald3d(m): 2:01pm On Feb 06, 2016
i experienced almost all,i chop beating one time like that ,i looked like someone who just got knocked out in a boxing match.Nigerian parents ehhn !!! i reserve my comment.
Re: You Could Be Beaten For Any Of These When We Were Kids by GodpunishBuhari: 2:04pm On Feb 06, 2016
chocolateme:
Funny, typed all these yesterday but felt reluctant to post it. Good one


My choco choco

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Re: You Could Be Beaten For Any Of These When We Were Kids by PASCALSILVA(m): 3:43pm On Feb 06, 2016
Ok
Re: You Could Be Beaten For Any Of These When We Were Kids by chocolateme(f): 4:16pm On Feb 06, 2016
GodpunishBuhari:



My choco choco
my sweetheart, hope u gallant?
Re: You Could Be Beaten For Any Of These When We Were Kids by GodpunishBuhari: 4:17pm On Feb 06, 2016
chocolateme:
my sweetheart, hope u gallant?

Adim okay.. have a nice weekend
Re: You Could Be Beaten For Any Of These When We Were Kids by klarke(m): 5:40pm On Feb 06, 2016
chocolateme:


my sweetheart, hope u gallant


GodpunishBuhari:


Adim okay.. have a nice weekend


Okay! Lovebirds don't derail the thread!!
Add your own experience

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