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Some Funny Quotes On Marriage Made By Men… by opeyemiieblog(m): 4:52pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” ~By Rudy Giuliani “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” ~By Michael Jordan “I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! ~By Donald Trump Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you’re right, shut up. ~By Shaquille O’Neal The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… ~By Kobe Bryant You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. ~By David Hasselhoff My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ~By Alec Baldwin A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. ~By Barack Obama Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. ~By Tommy Lee A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” ~By Brad Pitt First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second Guy : “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” ~ By Jimmy Kimmel “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” ~By David Letterman “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes SuffeRing! ~By Jay Leno “The reason why wives live longer is because they don’t have a Wife” ~By Brandon Breezy http://www.praizeblog.com/2016/02/some-funny-quotes-on-marriage-made-by.html?m=0 cc lalasticlala seun ishilove |
Re: Some Funny Quotes On Marriage Made By Men… by opeyemiieblog(m): 4:58pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
lol |
Re: Some Funny Quotes On Marriage Made By Men… by Tallesty1(m): 4:58pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
To make your marriage successful. Marry a woman that is a great cook, a woman that knows how to clean and keep a home running, a woman that speaks and understands all bedroom languages And make sure they do not meet each other in your house. 2 Likes |
Re: Some Funny Quotes On Marriage Made By Men… by IamRespected: 5:43pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
Re: Some Funny Quotes On Marriage Made By Men… by Chicagoesontop: 6:02pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
Very Funny All Of Them .. Especially .... My Wife Is An Angel, The Second Man Replied .. You Are Lucky Mine Is Still Alive ... |
Re: Some Funny Quotes On Marriage Made By Men… by Chicagoesontop: 6:02pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
Very Funny All Of Them .. Especially .... My Wife Is An Angel, The Second Man Replied .. You Are Lucky Mine Is Still Alive ... |
Re: Some Funny Quotes On Marriage Made By Men… by opeyemiieblog(m): 9:11pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
Tallesty1:lol |
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