“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.”
~By Rudy Giuliani


“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It’s called
marriage.”
~By Michael Jordan


“I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first
one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third
gave me more children!
~By Donald Trump


Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
~By Shaquille O’Neal


The most effective way to remember your wife’s
birthday is to forget it once…
~By Kobe Bryant


You know what I did before I married? Anything I
wanted to.
~By David Hasselhoff


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then
we met.
~By Alec Baldwin


A good wife always forgives her husband when
she’s wrong.
~By Barack Obama


Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with
the enemy.
~By Tommy Lee


A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife
wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have
mine.”
~By Brad Pitt


First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy : “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
~ By Jimmy Kimmel


“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?”
Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the
world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
~By David Letterman


“First there’s the promise ring, then the
engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon
after….comes SuffeRing!
~By Jay Leno


“The reason why wives live longer is because
they don’t have a Wife”
~By Brandon Breezy


http://www.praizeblog.com/2016/02/some-funny-quotes-on-marriage-made-by.html?m=0


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To make your marriage successful.

Marry a woman that is a great cook, a woman that knows how to clean and keep a home running, a woman that speaks and understands all bedroom languages



And make sure they do not meet each other in your house.

Very Funny All Of Them .. Especially .... My Wife Is An Angel, The Second Man Replied .. You Are Lucky Mine Is Still Alive ...

Very Funny All Of Them .. Especially .... My Wife Is An Angel, The Second Man Replied .. You Are Lucky Mine Is Still Alive ...

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To make your marriage successful.

Marry a woman that is a great cook, a woman that knows how to clean and keep a home running, a woman that speaks and understands all bedroom languages



And make sure they do not meet each other in your house.

lol