An Ijesa engineer can't find a job so he opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR
20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Ijesa man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Ijesa man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is
restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
Ijesa man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave
this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Ijesa man: "Congrats. You got your memory
back. Give me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes
back a week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Ijesa man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for
that, so take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k,
not 100k"
Ijesa man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me 20k" You can't beat an Ijesa man.

Same old shiiiit ,please notify me wen it's time to laugh