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My Diaries. by Lxgking(m): 9:19pm On Feb 09, 2016 |
Dis has notin to do wit notin......so enjoy kings dairy DEC 30 2015. 7am.....woke up to d sound of my dads voice calling me to his room, d following con.. Follows.. Dad:...***********told tales of his history for more than 2hours straight... Finally he asked... Dad: son, wat is ur plans n goals in life.... Me: ****very uncomfortable now**** I don't know sir! Dad: son wat do u mean u don't know, u don't care about life?? Don't u tink about life? Me: ooohh i do sir. Dad: ok, good....U r 20+ now, wat are ur short term goals, let's start from dia. Me: I really don't know sir, can I ask u a question sir?? Dad: OK Me: wen u were 20 wat did u tink about *****after a long pause*****he starts smiling.... Me: confused**** Dad: to be honest with u son, #women n se3#..... Me: *****dis is suddenly becoming interesting****...OK, wat of wen u were 29, wat did u tink off?? **********my dad starts smiling again******** Dad: son.....truthfully I was still tinking of women.......and cars. Me: owk, dis wind is becoming too much. Dad: enof....tell ur wat r u plans?? ***********I stood up went to d door, held it open n replied**** Me: sir, am 20+, wat do u tink am tinking of ryt now, in fact wat do u tink I ll be tinking about from now till 9years later.. *****he made for me, but I was faster, didn't come home till 6pm DAT day***** Kings dairy Feb 8 2016....4pm... ******phone rings******DAD...after we talked bout school. Dad: son, can I ask u a question?? Me: go ahead sir. Dad: wat r u tinking of ryt now?? Me: my exams sir n JESUS Dad: laffing.......from now tiil march 22nd, wat ll u be tinking about Me: my exams sir n JESUS Dad: good luck son...........*call ends* Me: so help me Jesus I belong to you alone, u r d only father I have, u r all I tink of.....................................................................well, as of dis moment. Kings.... |
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