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Impressing a Young Lady by onos(m): 11:13am On Nov 10, 2005
there was this guy who wastoasting agirl and was telling lies that is parents were wealthy.the
guy brought this beautiful girl hiome, as they were busy playing love, this guys younger ran past them wth an head of fish this guy pursued this brother and gave him aknock on the head.
hisyounger brother cried out saying to the beautiful girl 'do not mind my brothe our papa no get money na garri we dey soak, na my papa be the shoe maker for that area and the woman wey dey roast corn na our mama' What an embarrasment
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by REDDEVILS1(m): 12:05am On Aug 13, 2008
if you don't know what to write don't what type of stupid joke is that
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by lordmassac(m): 12:13am On Aug 13, 2008
abeg carry your yeye joke comot for this place. is too dry angry angry angry
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by sisqology(m): 12:16am On Aug 13, 2008
See as them yab the guy shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by cescky(m): 12:21am On Aug 13, 2008
grin grin grin

tha posters talking form tru life experience, its not a joke

abi poster angry angry nor be so?
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by SeanT21(f): 12:26am On Aug 13, 2008
Playing LOVE
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by cescky(m): 12:27am On Aug 13, 2008
@sean t

long time hw u doin?
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by SeanT21(f): 8:09am On Aug 13, 2008
cescky:

@sean t

long time hw u doin?

Good but Who are U?
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by chioya(f): 8:23am On Aug 13, 2008
the poster cant even spell and write properly na wa ooh. undecided undecided
very dry joke
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by lexicon(m): 8:50am On Aug 13, 2008
can love be played
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by chioya(f): 12:48pm On Aug 13, 2008
maybe he meant playing love song
i just tire i no fit interprete d rubbish undecided
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by jaymobb(m): 1:04pm On Aug 13, 2008
na who dash am tape player to play love song

@poster
wetin dey worry 4 dat ur head sef angry angry
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by Nautillus(m): 1:51pm On Aug 13, 2008
roflmao . . . .You guyz are not KIND at all

Una no dey take prisoners ? ?? ? ?
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by Jeovy(m): 4:57pm On Aug 13, 2008
bad guy talking from experience
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by tufe(m): 10:19pm On Aug 13, 2008
what is this
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by folahann(m): 10:22pm On Aug 13, 2008
ask that question again please
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by cescky(m): 12:24am On Aug 14, 2008
ask what question? what is this?? grin grin
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by jaymobb(m): 1:00am On Aug 14, 2008
*gives cescky a very big knock on his big head for repeating that question*
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by chioya(f): 10:13am On Aug 14, 2008
@jamborine
now wey cecsky head don tear watin u gain . wink
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by jaymobb(m): 10:19am On Aug 14, 2008
grin grin

at least i don knock sense put for that im coconut head e come remain ur own
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by dadsgal(f): 10:40am On Aug 14, 2008
this is not a joke at all.its really annoying.
the poster needs to be hanged to death. embarassed
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by chioya(f): 11:01am On Aug 14, 2008
@jamborine
u wan knock my head,feel free oh,i no beg u,na u head go burst if u knock.
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by Nautillus(m): 11:04am On Aug 14, 2008
dadsgal:

this is not a joke at all.its really annoying.
the poster needs to be hanged to death. embarassed

HABA . . .death Penalty for a bad joke . . . .PLEASE . . . .don't ever take up the job of a high court judge oh . . . grin grin
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by spenchuks(m): 11:27am On Aug 14, 2008
pls Oga Seun, delete this thread angry angry angry
Re: Impressing a Young Lady by tufe(m): 11:57pm On Aug 14, 2008
well, the joke was posted three yrs ago. i guess some of u were no even born then, so u guys shud pardon the old man cheesy cheesy cheesy

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