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Valentine News Head Line. by Davotee(m): 3:07am On Feb 10, 2016
Association of bahd guys in Nigeria (ABGIN) in conjunction with Cute guys union (CGU) wishes to inform all their members to stay away from any form of industrial action or strike because of valentine.
Speaking to News men earlier today, the chairman of ABGIN comrade Will's Junhu said members should not panic because Rich guys will provide money for their various babes to take them out on Val's day, he also stressed that any member that fails to abide by this simple instruction,will face the penalty. In a separate remark the CGU chairman comrade Nusu Maya said "of what use are the sugar daddies of our babes if they can't help us out financially in times like this?" He also said that any sugar daddy who refuses to help his sugar girl's boyfriend will be arrested immediately.

My name is Davotee and I'm good at posting rubbish. Thanks.
Re: Valentine News Head Line. by Niyinficient(m): 3:28am On Feb 10, 2016
This is wat happen wen u smoke d wrong weed at 3am on an Ash Wednesday!

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