RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS

* The fat kid was always the goalkeeper;
* The owner of the ball decides who plays;
* Penalties are awarded only if injured player curses a lot;
* The match only ends when everyone gets tired;
* No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score;
* No referee and linesmen. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post;
* If you don't participate in repairing the ball, you were given a match ban;
* If you are picked last, you are a loser;
* The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree, when it got stuck, under the car or inside the gutter;
* When the owner of the ball gets angry, game over!
* You were allowed to change goalkeeper, in case of penalty;
* The most skillful player, gets automatic selection.

Please add yours

Lol...

d felele is not urs n unluckily u had d last kick be4 it got punctured...MEHN U ARE IN BIG TROUBLE .

#u got possesion n neva passed to ur teamates till u lost it..oboi u are axed. no1 is gonna pass to u again

Lol nostalgia