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M by Molake94(m): 2:34pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is
politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to
explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family,
so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the
administrator of the money, so we'll call her the
government. We're here to take care of your needs,
so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider
her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll
call him the future. Now, think about that and see if
that makes sense." The little boy goes off to bed
thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he
hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check
on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper.
The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his
mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he
goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked,
he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed
with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father,
"Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics
now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your
own words what you think politics is all about." The
little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing
the working class, the government is sound asleep,
the people are being ignored and the future is in
deep shit." |
Re: M by Molake94(m): 2:35pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
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