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It's always better to be alone with dignity than in a relationship that constantly requires you to sacrifice your happiness and self-respect

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Easter Bible Verses on the
Resurrection 1. “The Christ will suffer and rise from
the dead on the third day, and repentance and
forgiveness of sins will be preached
in his name.” (Luke 24:46-47) 2. “He was delivered up for our
trespasses and raised for our
justification.” (Romans 4:25) 3. “Christ died for our sins according
to the Scriptures, that he was buried,
that he was raised on the third
day.” (1 Corinthians 15:3-5) 4. “According to his great mercy, he
has caused us to be born again to a
living hope through the resurrection
of Jesus Christ from the dead.” (1
Peter 1:3) 5. “For as by a man came death, by a
man has come the resurrection of the
dead. For as in Adam all die, so in
Christ shall all be made alive.” (1
Corinthians 15:21-22) 6. “For if we have been united with
him in a death like his, we shall
certainly be united with him in a
resurrection like his.” (Romans 6:5) 7. “We know that Christ, being raised
from the dead, will never die again;
death no longer has dominion over
him.” (Romans 6:9) 8. “…that I may know him and the
power of his resurrection, and may
share his sufferings, becoming like
him in his death…” (Philippians 3:10) 9. “I am the resurrection and the life.
Whoever believes in me, though he
die, yet shall he live, and everyone
who lives and believes in me shall
never die. Do you believe this?” (John
11:25-26) 10. “…just as Christ was raised from
the dead by the glory of the Father,
we too might walk in newness of
life.” (Romans 6:4) 11. “If the Spirit of him who raised
Jesus from the dead dwells in you, he
who raised Christ Jesus from the
dead will also give life to your mortal
bodies through his Spirit who dwells
in you.” (Romans 8:11) 12. “Who is to condemn? Christ Jesus
is the one who died—more than that,
who was raised— who is at the right
hand of God, who indeed is
interceding for us.” (Romans 8:34) 13. “If you confess with your mouth
that Jesus is Lord and believe in your
heart that God raised him from the
dead, you will be saved.” (Romans
10:9) 14. “For you will not abandon my soul
to Sheol, or let your holy one see
corruption.” (Psalm 16:10) 15. “He will swallow up death in
victory; and the Lord GOD will wipe
away tears from off all faces.” (Isaiah 25: 16. “But he was wounded for our
transgressions; he was crushed for
our iniquities; on him was the
chastisement that brought us peace,
and by his stripes we are
healed.” (Isaiah 53:5) 17. “As for me, I know that my
Redeemer lives, and at the last He
will take His stand on the earth.” (Job
19:25) 18. “God raised the Lord and will also
raise us up by his power.” (1
Corinthians 6:14) 19. “…who through him are believers
in God, who raised him from the dead
and gave him glory, so that your faith
and hope are in God.” (1 Peter 1:21) 20. “If Christ has not been raised,
your faith is futile and you are still in
your sins.” (1 Corinthians 15:17) Christian Quotes on the Resurrection
of Jesus Christ 21. “The message of Easter is not
that Jesus is alive, it is so much more.
The message of Easter is that Jesus
has risen.” (Colin Smith) 22. “Our sin reached its full horror and
found its most awful expression in the
cross.” (Colin Smith) 23. “The tomb of Christ is famous
because of what it DOES NOT
CONTAIN.” (Sam Morris) 24. “We live and die; Christ died and
lived!” (John Stott) 25. “The resurrection of Jesus
changes the face of death for all His
people. Death is no longer a prison,
but a passage into God’s presence.
Easter says you can put truth in a
grave, but it won’t stay there.” (Clarence W. Hall) 26. “The primary source of the appeal
of Christianity is Jesus – His
incarnation, His life, His crucifixion,
and His resurrection.” (K. Latourette) 27. “Luke associates John with Peter
in Acts, when, after the Resurrection,
that strange boldness had come upon
the disciples.” (Alfred Noyes) 28. “The cross is a one time visual
representation of God’s grief over
sin.” (Dean L. Harvey) 29. “Live in the awareness that Christ
lives and that He lives in His
people.” (Julien B. Weil) 30. “The cross is the victory, the
resurrection is the triumph…The
resurrection is the public display of
the victory, the triumph of the
crucified one.” (Leon Morris) 31. “The best proof that Christ has
risen is that he is still alive. And for
the immense majority of our
contemporaries, the only way of
seeing him alive is for us Christians to
love one another.” (Louis Evely) 32. ♪ Christ the Lord is risen today /
Sons of men and angels say / Raise
your joys and triumphs high / Sing ye
heavens, and earth reply. (Charles
Wesley, “Christ the Lord is Risen
Today”) 33. “All of heaven is interested in the
cross of Christ, hell afraid of it, while
men are the only ones to ignore its
meaning.” (Oswald Chambers) 34. “According to the laws of legal
evidence used in courts of law, there
is more evidence for the historical
fact of the resurrection of Jesus
Christ than for just about any other
event in history.” (Harvard Law Professor Dr. Simon Greenleaf) 35. ♪ Hear the bells ringing they’re
singing “Christ is risen from the
dead!” / The angel up on the
tombstone said / He is risen just as
he said! (Keith Green, “The Easter
Song”) 36. “There is no historic incident
better or more variously supported
than the resurrection of
Christ.” (Brooke Foss Wescott) 37. “The Gospels do not explain the
Resurrection; the Resurrection
explains the Gospels. Belief in the
Resurrection is not an appendage to
the Christian faith; it is the Christian
faith.” (John S. Whale) 38. ♪ Up from the grave he arose /
With a mighty triumph o’er his foes /
He arose a victor from the dark
domain… (“Up from the Grave He
Arose”) 39. “Our Lord has written the promise
of resurrection, not in books alone,
but in every leaf in
springtime.” (Martin Luther) 40. “The resurrection power of Jesus
broke Satan’s captive power. When
He led the Old Testament saints from
paradise to heaven, He led captivity
captive!” (Leon Morris) Bonus Quotes 41. “Our justification hinges on a
risen life, present in us now because
Christ is present with us now.” (Paul
F.M. Zaul) 42. “Our old history ends with the
cross; our new history begins with the
resurrection.” (Watchman Nee) 43. “The entire plan for the future has
its key in the resurrection.” (Billy
Graham) 44. “There is more evidence that
Jesus rose from the dead than there
is that Julius Caesar ever lived or that
Alexander the Great died at the age
of thirty-three.” (Billy Graham)