Only real Nigerians:
1. Check the expiry date of gala after
eating it.

2. Go to church wit extension and bb
charger (charging in His presence)

3. Update on BBM "about to cross"
get hit by a car and still update
"dying tinz"

4. Say an opening prayer at a night
club.

5. Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle
of coke
and spend 30 minutes snapping wit
champagne bottles.

6. Wear sunshades at night.

7. Wear complete rainbow colors like
its
rag day and call it color blonding.

8. Count money after withdrawing
from an
ATM (we trust no one, not even
machines)

9. Wear head warmer at 45 degrees
Celsius.

10. Call a fat Hausa man
"Alhaji" and a thin
one "Aboki".

11. Travel to china for 2 days and
come
back with a British accent.
12. Go to an eatery and buy bottled
water
just to watch a soccer match.
Are you a real Nigerian?
I'm a full blooded
Nigerian and I'm proud to be One...
After reading this add yours!!!!!!

15. Calls his president a dullard 16. Gets banned on nairaland for screaming "LONG LIVE BI*FRA"