I see madam Tpiah is online.

Hello Tpiah, you are looking sexy. Is that a size 18 jeans you are wearing? Your arse look "phat" in them.

So talk to me Platinum monkey.

What is your plan for the weekend? Maybe we can jam or something.

ElRazur:

So talk to me Platinum monkey.

What is your plan for the weekend? Maybe we can jam or something.

u call me monkey abi?


I'm not doing anything but cramming for an exam, and trying to. . . .

platinumnk:

u call me monkey abi?


I'm not doing anything but cramming for an exam, and trying to. . . .

Yeah a monkey. . . A sexy monkey that all the Gorilla wanna die for.

Cram ke? Maybe reading and understand is better. Or may be you should just sleep with the lecturer? [Some times I wish am a woman]

ElRazur:

Yeah a monkey. . . A sexy monkey that all the Gorilla wanna die for.

Cram ke? Maybe reading and understand is better. Or may be you should just sleep with the lecturer? [Some times I wish am a woman]

hahah. as long as they can beat the drums well well, its all good

i posted in the other thread.

the lecturer is already married, and im too busy o.


what are u doing tonight?

platinumnk:


hahah. as long as they can beat the drums well well, its all good

i posted in the other thread.

the lecturer is already married, and im too busy o.


what are u doing tonight?

Who says married man no like sweet things? So you are telling me, you are too busy to do easy things that would give you excellent grades? Well, if I was you, I know what one I would pick between cramming and sleeping with the lecturer. I can tell you now that it wont be cramming.


I am just here chilling, creating wahala on nairaland - especially in politics. I heard a few people want me dead.

ElRazur:

Who says married man no like sweet things? So you are telling me, you are too busy to do easy things that would give you excellent grades? Well, if I was you, I know what one I would pick between cramming and sleeping with the lecturer. I can tell you now that it wont be cramming.


I am just here chilling, creating wahala on nairaland - especially in politics. I heard a few people want me dead.

na woo oh. hes a good christian man, i couldnt do that, he'' be beggin for more, and i cant have him hooked.


what did u do in politics?

platinumnk:

na woo oh. hes a good christian man, i couldnt do that, he'' be beggin for more, and i cant have him hooked.


what did u do in politics?

Like I said, even good christains sabi good things - abi you no be good thing? Besides, god is a forgiving god isnt>? Nah he wont be hooked, it would just be for the grades.

Nothing jare, just not backing down etc.

ElRazur:

Like I said, even good christains sabi good things - abi you no be good thing? Besides, god is a forgiving god isnt>? Nah he wont be hooked, it would just be for the grades.

Nothing jare, just not backing down etc.

trust, its addictive. . . wont stop till u tell me to


Dont back down! but try to remain repsectful, so far u likr the other thread, u wanna write too?

platinumnk:

trust, its addictive. . . wont stop till u tell me to


Dont back down! but try to remain repsectful, so far u likr the other thread, u wanna write too?

Prove it.

Yeah I would, but it would have to be tomorrow. I am just lying in bed now. . . No vex.

ElRazur:

Prove it.

Yeah I would, but it would have to be tomorrow. I am just lying in bed now. . . No vex.

. . . m m m proving it

thats the best time to be writing, just slide ur pants down,and insert one had in ur boxers, and rub him as u type, and i promise something will cum to mind

platinumnk:

. . . m m m proving it

thats the best time to be writing, just slide ur pants down,and insert one had in ur boxers, and rub him as u type, and i promise something will cum to mind

Woah, you are definitely[i] Squirting[/i] with ideas baby.

ElRazur:

Woah, you are definitely[i] Squirting[/i] with ideas baby.

mm.mmm,   my flower garden is a little dry, I waitn for the garderner to come and water me, I promise I will drink all the water


so are u rubbing yet?

platinumnk:

mm.mmm,   my flower garden is a little dry, I waitn for the garderner to come and water me, I promise I will drink all the water


so are u rubbing yet?

How far are you? I have a hose that may do the job for you.

I would rub on YIM live video.

ElRazur:

How far are you? I have a hose that may do the job for you.

I would rub on YIM live video.

lmao. . .


lets rub on here, put urs to the screen, ill handle the rest,

so tell me. . where are ur hands. .

My hands are on the keyboard typing this message. Do you need it to be in a specific place?

yes per inspection to water the garden, the gardener must know how to handle his hose. . .


how do u handle urs?

i need precise decriptions. .

Ma'am I handle mine with much precision like a Swiss watch. I tackle the fire with passion and natural instincts, paying attention to any smouldering build up. You see ma'am, action speak louder than words. In fact, there is a video demonstration readily available for this purpose. All you gotta do is ask.

You seriously need help

FL Gators:

You seriously need help

lol u should contribute

FL Gators:

You seriously need help

Stop stalking me, I dumped your fat arse already.

ElRazur . . what do uthink of my story?

There's gotta be something to dump something.


@Plat
contri kini?

FL Gators:

@Plat
contri kini?

ahgini? translation! pls

Contribute Kini (what)?

lol oh ok.

well this is a phone chat. . . drop something sexy

platinumnk:

lol oh ok.

well this is a phone chat. . . drop something sexy

I just dropped myselfon this thread heheh

platinumnk:

ElRazur . .   what do uthink of my story?

I think they are nice, they make me wanna stroke your bush like a female pussie cat.

platinumnk:

lol oh ok.

well this is a phone chat. . . drop something sexy

She do not know the concept of sexy. Trust me on that, her arse is extremely fat and wobbly.

wobbly ones are the best ones,

u heard the song wobble on the d!ck?

they know what theyre talking about

platinumnk:

wobbly ones are the best ones,

u heard the song wobble on the d!ck?

they know what theyre talking about

Yuk. Gimme a nice firm, but soft arse over a wobbly one like gators.

Your infactuation with arse sef.
I hope some gay guy comes and pound your arse