Ble died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven. St. Peter approached her and says “Blessing, I know you’re ’somebody’ down on Earth, but up here, you’re just another person. And, I’m swamped right now, so have a seat and I’ll get back with you as soon as I can.”

So ble sits down and begins looking at her surroundings. She notices a huge wall that extends as far as the eye can see. And on that wall there are millions and millions of clocks. She can’t help notice that on occasion some of the clocks jump ahead fifteen minutes.

When St. Peter returns she asks “What’s the deal with the clocks?”

St. Peter replies “There is a clock on the wall for every married man on Earth.”

ble asks, “Well what does it mean when the clock jumps ahead 15 minutes?”

St. Peter replies, “That means that the man that belongs to that clock has just committed adultery.”

ble asks, “Well, is my husband’s clock on the wall?”

St. Peter replies, “Of course not. God has it in his office and is using it for an electric fan.”

real wah

God bless Copy and Paste.

dani,
go church and ask for forgiveness

@joke
lol

clem hw fa na, come take the present wey i buy for u from my house o

no u wan decieve me abi parkistan?

@parki
i dont accept gifts from blind people

Parki Blind Akusi

shines white teeth ;d

like this;d?

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I'm gonna have 2 reserve mi comment.

Till judgement day

Ble never still talk?

have issues understanding english?

I said I'M GONNA RESERVE MI COMMENT!

hold ya breathe at ya own detriment.

who is she referring to? I sabi vex o

you of course

you better go find food.

see as truth dey vex you

who wan vex? wetin u go do? u no go sh^t and u no go me$$

really?

:p :p