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The Worst Day Of My Life by darnsus: 1:29pm On Nov 03, 2006 |
The Worst Day Of My Life A little guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." "No, it's not that", says the little man. "Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss was outraged and fired me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing so I got a cab to return home. After I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar, And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." |
Re: The Worst Day Of My Life by angelz(f): 7:32pm On Nov 03, 2006 |
Whoo. Its nt his worst day, its a day he misd death. |
Re: The Worst Day Of My Life by angelz(f): 7:33pm On Nov 03, 2006 |
Whoo. Its nt his worst day, its a day he misd death. |
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