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Bring Back Our Corruption by Nobody: 10:04am On Feb 27, 2016
Bring back our corruption.

With Corruption a bag of pure water was N80
Without Corruption a bag of pure water is
N150
With Corruption dollar was N180
Without Corruption dollar is N420,
With Corruption I have 20hrs electricity at low
tariff
Without Corruption I have 7,hrs electricity
with 45% increase in tariff
With Corruption keke to my house takes N50
Without Corruption keke to my house takes
N100
WithCorruption smallest indomie was N40
Without Corruption smallest indomie is N60
The list can go on and on but I just have to
end it and take a stand......
# IStandWithCorruption
‪#‎Bringbackourcorruption‬.
‪#‎BuharibringbackNigeria‬.
‪#‎Bringbacknaira‬.
[6:51AM, 2/23/2016] DEMP : If with Corruption Dollar was 180:> and without Corruption Dollar is now 367,
Brother and Sisters, you will agree with me that we need corruption in this country...:

Titus Sardine started with 4
fishes, it reduced to 3. Then now it's 2.
In years to come, you'll open Sardine and see "Try Again".

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Re: Bring Back Our Corruption by Johnny19: 10:05am On Feb 27, 2016
we can't continue lyk dis wadda4k bring back #corruption
Re: Bring Back Our Corruption by vicstar(m): 11:31am On Feb 27, 2016
Titus Sardine started with 4 fishes, it reduced to 3. Then now it's 2. In years to come, you'll open Sardine and see "Try Again".[/quote]
chai ma guy u've observed well grin grin lmao
Re: Bring Back Our Corruption by Okpueze1(m): 12:07pm On Feb 27, 2016
With corruption what was the prize of a barrel of crude oil?
Without corruption what is the prize of a barrel of crude oil?
Am not a fan of any one, but let's be realistic.
Imagine corruption + the current prize of crude.
The class margin would be geometrically widening minute by minute and mass hunger and robbery would be the order in the country by now.

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