@Joecoollorenzo
i wanted u blind DOGz 2 hear 4rm doz dat wud talk abt it
i guezz lyk MI 2,if u're hatin ma ballz r itchin 4rm ur suck zhit
u don't WORTH a 3rd bar but u cud juzt zuck it

ohhhhhhhhh yeaaaa,

and maniakz di**ck, stop rappin please. you have no structure whatsoever.

if you wanna battle, post it up.

Talkin 2u z a waste of time
when i c responsible rapper at prime
imma return to this thread wit mi punchline

@Joecoollorenzo
az regardz ma 1zt pozt
i can do anyfin, coz i'm d hozt
circulation iz d father of recognition
dat'z y i pozted evrywhere & on ur VEXation
watch ur BEARDZ wagging tongue
and ztop zalivatin on wat u can't bite on
u zaid i'm drugged, yeah wif d game
u can't play coz u're zo tamed




@juicyBIATCH
we're not on d zame level
zo no zuch fing az battle
ehm, ehmm, r u done wif f**kin urzelf?
i cn picture ur aftamath luk, juzt lyk an elf

Of course we dont belong in same level
Cuz ur whack wen it comes to battle
You type like your on crack,
Did you eat paint chips when you were a baby,
Just maybe.
No one cares about your sh**it,
Keep being so lame and you could get hit,
Pick up a better hobby, maybe even knit,
In the gangster world you do not fit,
So its time you addmit,
You are very unfit,
Thanks for reading my new hit.

@juicyBIATCH
u called it a battle already
but ur barz proved u ain't ready
claimin 2 b a nigga but u've gat no ballz
ooopz, doz on ur chezt r toyz
u zeem 2 dig ma zhit dat'z y u're on moa lyk zticka
wantin zum of ma barz mekz u a wretched beggar

It's a battle thread, Have you ever been at or seen a real hip hop battle?
It's about attitude and cockyness, shi*t man where do you learn that shi*t.
just quit going out of your way to type out little comments about how you gonna dig my shi*t.
Cuz your di*ck is never up, that sh*it hibernates,
Kid you can't dig me, your d*ick is extra small with Saggy balls
I talk sh*it to try an get someone heated so they'll say "fu*ck you lets go" and it will be a fun challenging text battle you feel me?

juicygirl am back 4 u it still ur bouy Dc3treet ar just lost ma posting privilege jst because ma bars dat u dint reciev was 2hoooooooot ar be back.

@maniakz
@juicygal
@the rest of y'all
U can knock me, but cant knock mi down

u wannabe me, but u stil xex mi ground

come up stage and face me click clack

i'm not ya age, imma give ya brain big crack

yea i'm older, older than ya father

i bre*ast ya, even much mor than ya mother

u can wish it, but as a gay u can't do it

yes i spit it coz u can neve beat it

facin u pound for pound z sh1t

ya throat i'd just slit, nd feed ya as meat

whats the need, need for ya livin

when u live on weed for ya breathin

u are, u are a dead story, casketed in d mortuary

for mi glory, coz i'm the priest of d rap santuary

yea, u are a nurse phockin auxiliary

hahaha, dats a curse, hawkin xex itenary

it z a must, imma suck d blood of ya capillary

and make sure u are a forgotten machinery

yea machinery, u aint human

i got dat bit 4rm me ku klux klan

hahaha, i betcha i tot i never knew

what a mor.on i wish u had that clue

a clue that u are a headlong mor.on

that wana mess wif me, ever blazin baron

i hope u are getting heated

u are too sick to die, i'd just leav u discomfittd

wel, u stil a useful gay

mor like mi punchin bag

a servant cannot be greater dan em master

wise words of mi boss, joecool carter

u heard!

@ joecool & JuicyBIATCH
d game iz 2 HARD 4 ztripperz lyk u 2
Bleep u all 2 madnezz & cum a zpell on u 2
joecool ur 1zt line wuz frm weezy'z bar
U ain't even qualified 2 b a MEDIOCRE
i cud mek rezervation 4 both of u
ma ztyle iz a GROUPIE,deflower both of u
it eludez moa dat a zhriveled cunt lyk juicybiatch iz here
i'm cumin tru lyk the PREZIDENT zo ztay clear

@ joecool & JuicyBIATCH
d game iz 2 HARD 4 ztripperz lyk u 2
Bleep u all 2 madnezz & cum a zpell on u 2
joecool your 1zt line wuz coined weezy'z bar
U ain't even qualified 2 b a MEDIOCRE
i cud mek rezervation 4 both of u
ma ztyle iz a GROUPIE,deflower both of u
it eludez moa dat a zhriveled C**t lyk juicybiatch iz here
i'm cumin tru lyk the PREZIDENT zo ztay clear

juicy girl i wanna battle you haha



dont think i cant murder you if i wanted 2
il get my gun and go head and take a shot at you
you be rappin like you wanna get down
put my gun to your clit and blow your shit all round town
cuz im sick ya crazy in the head
when im done you be leavin the thread dead
if they say you can beat me dont be miss-led
cuz ill stab ya in the neck and leave ya bathtub red
then use the knife ta butter my bread
bet you think im sick
cuz ill put ur dead body sittin on my dick
cuz im slicker than rick
you get a kick
outta suckin fat dick
last thing your gonna see is my switchblade flip .

Hey punk, that aint weezy line

i only combined words and got mine

he spit, u can knock, BUT "WONT" KNOCK MI DOWN

NO LOVE LOST NO LOVE FOUND

so dawg i neva used hiz, he neva inventd 'glish

so dawg watch hw u griz, b4 u unleash

unleash barz u cant proof

and mi fans finkin i'm top of d roof

coz i'm not, i'm hot ever closer to the sun

mi eyes bloodshot coz venom i burn

u ar boi, so run, go watch nakd porn

i gues u do need that fun

coz u kip spitin b1tches in al ya prose

u lack words, heaven knows

if u tru hardcore, spit bars wifout sayin d1ck b1tch

thats the laws, in rap u alwaz make a switch

switch 4rm normal, so shits very moral

like am schoolin ya informal, words nt oral

u nid not tell a real NIGGA wat 2 zpit
i'm too old 2 be doin ur NURZERY zhit
get it in2 ur fragile zkull u can't zch moa
u ain't gat qualified and dope barz
i already ended ur WANKA ztyle previouzly
i'm zo DIRTY bcoz life iz zo UNTIDY

I laugh at the things that upset me because I genuinely find them hilarious.

So much ice coverin my chain, a bullet couldn't even pass my heart
my diamonds cut so much, my skin looks like its been slashed by claws
my arms look like battle scars, new blue diamonds shinin', call me Avatar
these type of diamonds you can't buy at the mall
reppin' for South Africa, so a player has to ball
but this chain weighs so much, another mile and i might have to crawl
with this bling, even the owner of Jareds would get jealous
even these grips on my pistol have diamonds embedded
therefore my investments help me protect my investments
its hell when you're this selfish, but i can't help it
i feel like i'm too cool for other jewels, like the kind from shellfish
but i prolly wear too many, like i'm tryin to out do Elvis *yeah*
with this chain hangin lower than pelvis, its right by my knee caps
i got more sparkle and twinkle than a christmans tree has
with this ice, you could buy three 'Lacs or get a new E class
the flea market charm you bought needs trashed, let me help you
you look desperate, so i got my "light game" i might sale you
confuse you, stair and bet your vision fails you
wear it and accept you like the bling just as much as me
wear it once, bet you have just as much fun as me
you thought i was dumb, now you don't care you if appear as dumb as me
we'll have these "skeezers" on us like bees on the queen honey bee
watch haters puff at me, in they eyes they wanna cuss at me
but my bling so bright, he can't even see to muscle me, gotta lut it G

calvary greetinz 2 u wanna bezzzz

Do u call dis rap battle,
it's crap battle
I can't clap right now
this just flap.

Im able 2 throw rappers off that mic
sooner or later they will strike and thank me twice
only a few rappers make it
the rest just break it and cry, lie like its all over
i say sorry to those who end in tears
but juicy is here to wipe and smash them fears
its been 18 years, trna find the right moment
to freeze lyrics that come off the stage with hero images
split moments on the stage taken away by rage
as the crowd upgrade, in my hand is the ace ov spades
y'all jus been played
im an emcee who watches rappers fall down
as they fall they spin around
im their to help them up off the ground
i hit back with a
flash sound, its loud knocks u all and im crowned

There yew go again Fatfish/Infoduction,f*c*uk yew Fatbi*t*ch n yo Bleep*n regurgitatn/i com fwesh lyk yo breath afta yew brush/wack emceez lyk Fatfish,bigfish,fatpuzzy,bigwoozy i get crush in a rush/i roll wit tha devil/so sucka, yew nowhere near ma level/am too tite/tighta dan yo galfrndz puzzy,datz rite/i fight a million rapper even b4 yew wet yo diaper/ma rhymin wordz r flyin swordz/penetrate in2 yo low life so fast/n yew bkom issue of tha past/thumbz down 2 yew clown/mothafcuka letz c smylz on yo fat phace n not frown/yew tink yew funny/ima f*c*uk yo world lyk tha rain f*c*ukz tha weatha wen tiz sunny/ima Bleep yo reign in dz year twenty eleven/lyk tha man wit tha golden gun, jamez bond 00 seven/am tha tighest flow maniac wit golden rhyme/i spin ma ish lyk a spider spinz tiz web to get a mothafcuka lyk Fatfish trapped anytime/ma flow'z tha tighezt flow granite/stronga dan arab truck full of dynamite/Yew'z a liar/yew tha next gist on ma bitchlist/wen am done slittin yo wrist/yew no longa gon' b droppin fat sh*i*t/yew tha best whackezt/so av gotta lay yew 2 fcukn rest/wit no ninez/bt wit ma surest dopezt linez/tha bitch got local tatoo stitch, obsolescent durag,f*c*ukin airforce nikez n denged on weird designer cappa/n he tinkz he a dope rapper/fo yo info, yew'z a dope crapper pluz nairaland stalka psycho/in dz field,i c yew mor az an abandoned child injectd of a strippa ho/yew iz a basterd lukin fo solace n one yew kan call yo papa/ punkaz,spittin dope trash wil earn yo rapper wannabe'z azz no fcukn cash/tha sh*i*t yew got up there'z lyk a smelly smelly vomit afta yew mustav ad a car bash/mothafcuka, alwæz tinkin yew kan style/bt realezt niggaz bn placin yew on tha floor lyk redcarpet n walkin upon yew down tha aisle/am no biblikal preacha lyk Pastor Chriz/am a lyrikal teacha beta dan yo f*cukn role model calld Abdulkarim Edriz/nigga i mak bitchz muv n gerrout tha wæ lyk ludacriz/yew kant f*cukn wine n dine wit me,coz i spit nine n ima mak yew lyrikally decreaze/

Djdeji, watz on son?

@with a few punchlines imma kill yall-------------------
the way yall be spittin sh*t
its lyk ur digestion is reversed
and u shit outta ur mouths
yall jus flow lyk lakes- meanin- u dont flow at all
but when me do my thing
eibody stops and stares
cos 2 get high me dont need stairs
my punchlines r so hot
they jus b melting my tongue
Geez, legends bow when they hear my sound
simply put, am the hottest thing around,
#i killd it mehn#

y all tried. but u sound very krs one. put some life n literature in it. try d yung moni's playin wiv words. comon. u can do betta. but if any of u want some punches. holla

ok. said am d best. went tru d waye in to d ring
my punches got pounds. heavyweight. mike d king.
damn. still spitin like a baby dat got d sinc.
cnt wait to come down. hov d king
dese ladies know i am a g. well i love d strings
kip d pucci lips blabin. blowing d wind
always find a resting point in between d tits
and dey know i dont cum soon. christ d king
shit. so i say u fake like high skool rumors
rockstar be in ur head like i am a tumour
ball like henry. king like tudor
y'all nigkaz aint ballin. take a tutor
so wat u know abt dat. i tear all d roof tops.
crazy like a drug lord. money got no hookes law
been in many boots. all star. nigka put some shoes on
when i grab d mike. im like a freakn jukebox
im for rap. im for rap. baby wat r u for.
uh. im d shit. u so uric
my flow got a low ph. so uric
bring gout to rappers. so u nid
somefin to stop ma menses. stupid

by d way. my name is dragonfaya

Im not the devil, im Satin herself!
I spray acid at niggas an put their heads on my shelf!
Im the Giant Dawg on the NL, You just a lil elf!
My tec 9 comes fast unstrapped from my belt!
My mind constantly runnin!
spittin raps freestylin theres no thumpin!
But if ya wanna get to buckin motha f@cka im stunttin!
this is just written, Man i kill ya in a freestyle!
You dont even have a record in the police files!
Meanwhile.
ima MC slayer To a f@ckin beast!
I roll wit tha heat, i'll leave ya dead walkin in the east!
You gon need an army to protect yo teeth!
I'll bust yo lips up an shatter yo cheeks!
Straight Blood!, you sayin you Out. But im still in the hoood!
There aint nothin good , ghetto blocks i rep aint no f@ckin wood!
If ya'll could you be rollin with real thugs like ya should!
Messin wit compulsion leads to a consumption!
Detention for murder placement under construction!
Im the demolision woman, i bring out loud explosions!
Teachin niggas on the NL , How this gangsta sh!it goin!
Yee. you cant beat me im undeafeated!
I'll have yo city mistreated better believe it!
i aint conceided i treat my niggas like the realest!
An i bring out what i need to protect!
A vest for my chest not a casket for death!
Bullet proof on an my dawgs chained up!
Chain let lose an ya'll f@cked upppp!
But im to ballin fo dis shi!t right now!
So spit back ya'll rookies aint sh!it to me CLowns!!


Holla backkk

j twn baler. sitn at d far hill
halo of lines arn me. call it a rap shield
flowin lyk a semen. forget the whack deals.
me run this hood. garfield.
uh. so bi-*tch com n have my back pilled.
and u know i keep d pucci bleeding. star millz.
rappers claimin they sick. i make em lads healed.
punches cu!min in my bars. no remy martins
so juicy gangs but me be jae millz
u may run d streets. but in j twn. we run d sheets. paper millz
tongue twistin. suits put my lyric ram billed
i am RICH ad a CYPHER. u culdnt even kip ur han real

so hot. come arnd and get burnt.
the sun ma greatest rival. crips and blood.
but me is a panther like pac was
so if u like beef. bring it corned.

i'm a bad mo'foka. b_tch stay amazed
so call me wonderful. beta use a zain
my flow hard to savvy. use a brain
make u CORNfused. lyk MAIZE in a MAZE

at dis point. wat i do is take a bow.
i rule yall like a freakn cow twn.
nxt time i cùm. i will take ur blood out.
back to ma lobby. make d cow moan n take a bow. bítc*h

dragonfaya. rap star ñîgaa till my days pass.
the world is gettin loose so i ma stay strapped.
sittin in the future. u rhyme lyk my past. play class
cos ur rymes r wack. sorry i had to say dat.
damn. j twn. still castin lots for d head in the crown.
our man hit eko. turned d whole twn around.
rythm n cool had to change their whole sounds
rappers growing mad. pokin some red nose. show clowns
cos our products jet up n dey neva come down.
we heavyweight. dats how m.i got the "pounds".
rocked mo crisis dan d reign of hussein
but we still run d industry. call us hussein
the best weapon in j is called acapella
plus i got mo bars mo dan a freakn wineseller
no more beef. peace nigka jus like Fella.
J twn rappers always in front of naija. BELLA.
all hail j twn
drop beats not bombs.

ugoff

it's always very hard to kill my type
f**k anyone that never over hype
am dropping all this flows on twitter and facebook
am killing so bad i even made ace look
am always gonna type till my fingers are worn out
am killing you nighas,i didn't even pull the gun out
i wonder what happened to rap
all this emcees only do is crap
but mine is fresh you surely gonna clap
shit is about to be over
my name will reign forever like is always undercover
"hip-hop is dead" quoted by nas
now am bringing it back so you haters eat the grass

Deranged

JUICY.JUICY.JUICY
Freak beach,got no inch,only preach,u outta get bleach,get slim get emm body trim,trana be lik kim,hay flow chill am ill,am da mill wit skills ar kill,write your will,cos shock mak emm shake wen holding da pen,call emm ken,ema mak u stand firm,am strange from da age u cnt wage,emma u slave in ma cage.