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Boy Accidentally Shot Dog With His Manhood by njuwo(m): 5:04pm On Mar 02, 2016
A woman pregnant with
triplets was walking down the street when a masked
robber ran out of a bank
and shot her three times
in the stomach. Luckily
the babies were Okay.

The
surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it
was too risky to operate.


She gave birth to two
healthy daughters and a
healthy son.

All was fine for sixteen years, and then one daughter
walked into the room in
tears. "What's wrong?"
asked the mother. "I was
taking a pee and this
bullet came out," replied the
daughter.
The mother told her it
was okay and explained
what happened sixteen years
ago.

About a week later the
second daughter walked
into the room in tears.
"Mum,
I was taking a pee and
this bullet came out." Again the mother told her
not to worry and
explained what happened
sixteen years ago.


A week later her son
walked into the room in tears. "It's okay". said the
Mum, "I know what
happened. You were
taking a pee and a bullet
came out. '
'No,' said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I
shot the dog."
http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/boy-accidentally-shot-dog-with-his.html?m=1

Re: Boy Accidentally Shot Dog With His Manhood by haywire07(m): 5:11pm On Mar 02, 2016
So his d*ck turned into gun strong enoff to fire bullet .

Op clap for yaself ..
hav u checked ur jamb result? I saw 128 there undecided

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Re: Boy Accidentally Shot Dog With His Manhood by Lifeafterlove: 5:12pm On Mar 02, 2016
Na wa o. Lalasticlala
Re: Boy Accidentally Shot Dog With His Manhood by Foreveryouandme: 5:14pm On Mar 02, 2016
Hmm! Seun
Re: Boy Accidentally Shot Dog With His Manhood by Flexherbal(m): 5:23pm On Mar 02, 2016
Hahhhhhhahahaha! A very funny story!

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