1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread with akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

2). He who completely unwraps moinmoin and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Herbert Macaulay (1872)

4). Drinking gari doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the gari to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

5). Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)

6). Any man who uses teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)

. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2014)

11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014).