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| See The Horrible Reply A Boss Gives His Employee For Asking About His Promotion by powerfulsettingz: 9:15pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
After two years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase, no commendation and that the company is not doing anything about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told the HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying; "My friend, you have not worked here for even one day." The man was surprised but the manager went on to explain: MANAGER: How many days are there in a year? MAN: 365 days and some times 366. MANAGER: How many hours make up a day? MAN: 24 hours. MANAGER: How long do you work in a day? MAN: 8am to 4pm i.e. 8 hours a day. MANAGER: So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? MAN: (he did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3) One-third. MANAGER: That is nice, what is one- third of 366 days? MAN: 122 (1/3 * 366). MANAGER: Do you come to works on weekends? MAN: No sir. MANAGER: How many days are there in a year that are weekends? MAN: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days. MANAGER: Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many do you have now? MAN: 18 days. MANAGER: OK! I do give you two weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left, how many days do you have remaining? MAN: 4 days. MANAGER: Do you work on New Year day? MAN: No sir! MANAGER: Do you come to work on workers day? MAN: No sir! MANAGER: So, how many days are left? MAN: Two days sir! MANAGER: Do you work on Independence day? MAN: No sir! MANAGER: Do you work on Christmas day? MAN: No sir! MANAGER: So, how many days left? MAN: None sir! MANAGER: So what do you need a promotion for? We should even be sacking you Could this be true in naija 1 Like |
| Re: See The Horrible Reply A Boss Gives His Employee For Asking About His Promotion by powerfulsettingz: 9:15pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
Oga oooo |
| Re: See The Horrible Reply A Boss Gives His Employee For Asking About His Promotion by bigtt76(f): 9:18pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
Did the worker beg for the weekends and holidays? Not his fault he doesn't have to work on those days   |
| Re: See The Horrible Reply A Boss Gives His Employee For Asking About His Promotion by HARDDON: 9:23pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
twisted logic! |
| Re: See The Horrible Reply A Boss Gives His Employee For Asking About His Promotion by eyeview: 9:37pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
Wrong calculation. They should deduct the 104days(saturday and sunday) from the 365days before starting the calculation. In other words,it should be one-third of what is left after he had deducted 104 from 365. Anyway,for failing to figure that out on his feet,he has been outsmarted by the boss |
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