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What A Girlfriend by naijaexplore: 12:55am On Mar 09, 2016
I have been dating 'HER' for over 3months now
and everything is going fine.
So last week I decided to invite her to my place,
and she came. When we were together, her
phone rang but she refused to pick her call, and I
asked her why she didn't pick. She said nothing,
and for me to check who had called her. I saw
'SterlingBank calling'; and I begged her to pick,
may be the Bank wants to give US money. After
that, another call was coming in, 'GTB calling',
she ignored it. UBA followed and I picked it but
the caller didn't talk and I cut the call. A minute
later,
FirstBank calling, she put it on hold; when
ZenithBank called, she shouted at ZenithBank.
When FidelityBank was calling, she rejected the
call.
Later after an hour, one call entered her phone
singing John Legend's song; just to check who
called her, I saw 'CBN', and she picked it and
answered the call well. Later when I asked her,
she said that one of her Uncle working there
used the office landline to call her. I said Ok.
Few minutes later, WorldBank called and she was
so Happy to pick the call.
After she had finished receiving the call, I picked
up my phone to flash her number...
Guess what I saw....?!
MicroFinance bank.
Re: What A Girlfriend by ladyF(f): 1:10am On Mar 09, 2016
grin
Re: What A Girlfriend by tripplephi: 2:48am On Mar 09, 2016
naijaexplore:
I have been dating 'HER' for over 3months now
and everything is going fine.
So last week I decided to invite her to my place,
and she came. When we were together, her
phone rang but she refused to pick her call, and I
asked her why she didn't pick. She said nothing,
and for me to check who had called her. I saw
'SterlingBank calling'; and I begged her to pick,
may be the Bank wants to give US money. After
that, another call was coming in, 'GTB calling',
she ignored it. UBA followed and I picked it but
the caller didn't talk and I cut the call. A minute
later,
FirstBank calling, she put it on hold; when
ZenithBank called, she shouted at ZenithBank.
When FidelityBank was calling, she rejected the
call.
Later after an hour, one call entered her phone
singing John Legend's song; just to check who
called her, I saw 'CBN', and she picked it and
answered the call well. Later when I asked her,
she said that one of her Uncle working there
used the office landline to call her. I said Ok.
Few minutes later, WorldBank called and she was
so Happy to pick the call.
After she had finished receiving the call, I picked
up my phone to flash her number...
Guess what I saw....?!
MicroFinance bank.


You are an original.... Keep it up
Re: What A Girlfriend by ministeriallist: 6:08am On Mar 09, 2016
Op, do u work in an mfb?
Re: What A Girlfriend by abuaoyen(f): 11:06am On Mar 09, 2016
I laughed unconsciously. Hahaha

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