Dibu: jambuuu,..jambu uuu,where is dat useless jamb..

Jamb: sir...am here sir...

Dibu: jamb u av been passin student since all dis yrs,dis yr i wnt u 2 fail dem

jamb: ..bt sir,its nt fair nw..lets pass dem,at least post ume go fail dem

dibu: jamb u ar u a f**l,they wnt 2 scrap u n u wnt 2 pass dem..letz fail dem n leave a legacy behind..

Jamb: dats true o..so hw cn we fail dem..

Dibu: dats my boi..jambu jus let dem write d exam..we'l jus gv dem baba ijebu number as their score,..

Jamb: ..ok sir,so wat abt our public figure statement.

Dibu: leave dat 2 me,i'l tel d world dey did malpractise,45% passed n 10 pple score 300+,d world wil believe me

jamb: who wil b d 10 pple na..dnt wory they ar ghost,-shongo,i fa,ogun n d rest of their brodas,pple wil nt knw dem..

Jamb:. .i lyk ur style mr dibu,..kai u get am 4 swag....niaja go hear weeeen...make we c how dem go take enta university...ye ye pple won scrap me jamb..we nid more customer nxt yr oo....
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