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How To Become Poor; Everybody Must Read by Marioplus(m): 5:37pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
1. Never wake up early. Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry to get up? 2. Never plan how to spend your money. Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and recall how you spent it. 3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money. How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs. 4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated". How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade or home-based production? That's for people who never went to school. 5. Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and give you capital. How do they expect you to invest before you get millions of naira? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with a few thousand naira, you as a smart person can only start with millions. 6. Complain about everything except your own attitude. Blame the system, the government and the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich. 7. Spend more than you earn. To achieve this, buy consumer products on credit and keep borrowing from friends and employers. 8. Compete in dressing. Make sure you're wearing the latest clothes. Whenever your neighbor buys a new phone, buy the one that is more expensive. 9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your gross monthly salary. 10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent. They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer at all, so that they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you in old age. If you care to correct these error by building a business system contact or watsapp 08034220713; 5ee05f61, ochibuogwu5@gmail.com {seminar at Ikeja 2moro 10am} 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Become Poor; Everybody Must Read by Oyiboman69: 5:48pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
Op,you need procold.... |
Re: How To Become Poor; Everybody Must Read by teemy(m): 6:31pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
nice ironic writeup marioplus. |
Re: How To Become Poor; Everybody Must Read by Nobody: 6:48pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
Make i add my own. 11. Fail to partner with the right people or acquire right knowledge when you don't have the correct know how. |
Re: How To Become Poor; Everybody Must Read by Nobody: 4:57am On Mar 14, 2016 |
12. Keep procastinating, its good |
Re: How To Become Poor; Everybody Must Read by LovesonBlezz(m): 8:25am On Mar 14, 2016 |
lnvest today for a richer tomorrow. #check my signature |
Re: How To Become Poor; Everybody Must Read by flybiz08(m): 3:28pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
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