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Pls Dont Laugh Alone by abdul4new(m): 2:53pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
A man and his wife were traveling to Italy by air, as they were
at the peak of the journey, the pilot announced that: “Ladies
and gentlemen, we are sorry to announce that one of the
engines has stopped working while the remaining one is not
functioning as
required therefore, we may crash in a few minutes from now.
We advise that everyone should reconcile with God and settle
every issues that need to be settled.”
At that point, Mr. Manji touched his wife Ellista and said
“Honey, please forgive me ooooo, your sister Simi that stays
with us is my sex machine,
we had several abortions she has even planned to poison you
on our returned from Italy so that the both of us will elope for
the U.S.A please find a place in heart to forgive me. She
responded “No problem dear” She continue, “since it’s a
confession moment, let me also confess. Please
you must also forgive me oooo, John and
Esther among our three children are not your biological
children. Your biological child is Victoria the rest belong to Eti
Your best friend. You also remember you were
robbed by arm robbers last year?” He answered “Yes I
remember” she continues “I actually set you up by some gangs
who robbed you because I needed to pay for my boy-friend
Albrass’ tuition fee. He got admission in Oxford
University in England. Even now as we are talking,
I have arranged for your death through hired assassins on our
return.” Mr. manji responded “no problem I have forgiven you.”
Meanwhile as the confessions were going on, the pilot
announced again. “Ladies and gentlemen, is like you people
are powerful men/women of faith because, God has answered
your prayers, the two
engines are perfectly ok and we are sure of safe landing” At
that point, the whole passengers became mute
instead of celebrating the good news. One of the passengers
shouted “Pilot, Pilot, this plane must crash ooooooo or we will
crash the plane” everybody shouted “YES oooooooo”
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