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Types Of Students Found In Some Departments In Higher Institutions by Nomzylicious(f): 12:29pm On Mar 16, 2016 |
TYPES OF STUDENTS FOUND IN SOME OF THE
DEPARTMENTS IN HIGHER INSTITUTIONS:
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OPTOMETRY: Their girls always looking
sharp,cute and neat with their all white, just
gorgeously looking but by the time u set ur eyes
on their guys u will become discouraged; looking
like the first mortuary attendants on earth.
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MED LAB : Students found in this department
both the girls and the boys are believed to be
advanced community secondary school students
searching for green pastures in the university
with their white and blue uniform. Enjoying
senior jokes, till i catch one
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LAW STUDENTS: Students found in this
department are believed to be the ones that
seriously did ITK (I too know) in secondary
school,always galavating round the school
premises looking like hungry teachers that have
not received their salaries for about 8 years
plus.
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Marketing: Only the name will give u a little
Idea to where I am heading to. They are the
chief noise makers found in the university.
Evolution made it known that they are the
backsitters in Secondary School transferred to
continue their good work in the university.
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ACCOUNTANCY: Their guys are more cute than
their girls. U will concur with me that some
shapes have been discovered by scientist barley
looking at the legs of some girls like c Ronaldo
shape...anti curved shape etc.
.
Zoology:Their department is like onion..It will
make u cry. If u are under this discipline please
clap for yourselves. It is not easy joor.
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ORTHOPEDICS AND PROSTHESIS: Yes their are
fine girls in this department but they are
believed to exist only in the early 60's. Their
guys are now frustrated to the extent some are
now doing change of course not minding the
course even If is Industrial Igbo.
.
PHILOSOPHY; The call themselves the great
wisdomite but yet they are been duped in
school. Do me a favour please gerrarahia.
.
NUTRITION AND DIETETICS: Great course with
great students with well fed handsome guys
with Mary amaka girls. Sometimes mere looking
at them u will be like ''wait o am i still in
secondary school or in the university'' pharoah
please let my people go'
.
POLITICAL SCIENCE: Students found in this
discipline are very tall but mainly disabled...no
wonder politicians are like that.. It is from their
course gene.
.
MEDICINE AND SURGERY: They are quite
intelligent but boastful. Always feeling like
without them nothing moves. Big heads.
Combining their heads together u will make a
good okada seat.
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HISTORY: Looking like History themselves
always wearing one type of clothe to school all
the time.
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MASS COMMUNICATION: Girls found in this
department are believed to be the cutest in the
university. Is like the admit students according
to looks because It will be hard for u to see a
being that is ugly. Even their guys.. looking very
neat and well kept.
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MICRO BIOLOGY: They are the most populated
in university history with block heads and hippy
students. Always making noise in class.
.
INDUSTRIAL CHEM/ CHEMISTRY: Joyfully
Admitted but they don't know where the are
heading to in respect to the course the are
studying. Ask one the meaning of Chemistry and
see definition that will make u fall down and
die.
.
MANAGEMENT: Bursty girls with manageable
boys... will u blame them after all that is what
the are studying.
.
FOOD SCIENCE TECHNOLOGY: Filled with
Students that can't cook that re looking forward
to cook well in future.
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LIBRARY SCIENCE: Mainly students that hardly
read or write so the are aided by allowing them
spend the rest of their years in school learning
it.
.
PHARMACY: Filled with Indigenous and
Industrious cute students. So sophisticated and
brainy.
.
NURSING: They are the Ajebos in campus.
Always gossiping in class. The rate of their
gossiping has eaten much of their flesh till the
extent they are now looking like expired
recharge cards.
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COMPUTER SCIENCE: Filled with Good looking
well educated criminals that sort their lives out
after examination
.
ARCHITECTURE.Good students that needs help
in future...without seeing what to draw to earn
money...hunger will sacrifice them to the gods
.
ENGLISH AND LITERALLY STUDIES: Always
carrying dictionary that looks like book of life""
yet they release atomic 2 Likes |
Re: Types Of Students Found In Some Departments In Higher Institutions by kaycexx(m): 4:44pm On Mar 16, 2016 |
no engineering no school. 1 Like |
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