I went to a restaurant yesterday afternoon and ordered for a chicken. By the time the food was ready and I was about to eat, the waiter came back and said, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same meal. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the restaurant. I'm afraid I'll have to take this chicken to him and arrange for another dish for you!". I got really upset and refused to give up my food.
The waiter walked over to the other table and explained the situation to the officer.
A few minutes later the officer walked over to my table and said, "Listen and listen good. That is my chicken you are about to eat and I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!" I calmly looked at the chicken, then sticked my middle finger in the its rectum, pulled it out and licked it. I then got up, removed my trouser and boxer, bent over and said, "Go ahead!".
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