(Akpors and Ekaite)
EKAITTE: Why is your shirt having another
lady’s perfume?
AKPORS: That query is rather rhetorical..
However I detest what you are insinuating.
EKAITTE: Are you cheating on me?
AKPORS: I haven’t breached our matrimonial
vows. Just shared a lift with a lady and her
scent must have diffused and precipitated to
form residue on my shirt. Just physics at play.
How many times must I recycle the utterance
that your genitals are the sole destination of
my seminal fluids?
EKAITTE: You are no longer the man I thought
you were. Lets call it quits!
AKPORS: You want us to diverge because your
nose buds registered a foreign scent? I said I
will abide by you better or worse, but this has
surpassed the worse parameter and has
encroached into the insanity zone which was
not provided for in the vows.. Anyway, have
your way, lets break up!
EKAITTE: Aaawww baby, I was just jealous..
I’m sorry!
AKPORS: I repel your remorse sensations..
Your infidelity claims have battered me
therefore Kindly please radiate with your
belongings from the vicinity of my bungalow
at a similar speed to light before the
personnel of a security firm forcefully does it.

Hehehehe... Iko mbakara