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Someone Please Help Me Am Stuck In A Burial Site In Plateau State by neolboy(m): 2:46pm On Mar 20, 2016
Make una See me See wahalaoooo,

I went for the burial of a friends grand dad somewhere in PLATEAU and in that village, when someone dies, an elderly man will come up and tell whose next to die.

So this man came along and said that the next person whose going to die is the one who decides to leave the burial ground first.

Friends since yesterday am still there nobody want to leave the burial site first, everybody just lie down waiting for the first person to leave.

Even the old man at age 112years is lying down beside me, and he is asking me if my people never start to dey call my number or look for me?.

As am talking to u now. Am still there lying down under the hot sun waiting for the first person that will leave there.

Pls Nairaland advise me on what to do because am still lying down there since on Friday.

Happy Sunday.
Re: Someone Please Help Me Am Stuck In A Burial Site In Plateau State by ruxton06(m): 2:55pm On Mar 20, 2016
You don enter am! Choi!
Re: Someone Please Help Me Am Stuck In A Burial Site In Plateau State by omoyemirally(f): 3:13pm On Mar 20, 2016
Laughs... So so so funny. U don enter one chance.
Re: Someone Please Help Me Am Stuck In A Burial Site In Plateau State by Iolite(f): 3:15pm On Mar 20, 2016
See gobe! grin grin grin no matter what do not leave, I repeat, do not leave.
Re: Someone Please Help Me Am Stuck In A Burial Site In Plateau State by blessedvisky(m): 3:35pm On Mar 20, 2016
Now this got me cracking grin
Re: Someone Please Help Me Am Stuck In A Burial Site In Plateau State by Nobody: 11:12pm On Mar 20, 2016
Lalasticlala most hear this
Re: Someone Please Help Me Am Stuck In A Burial Site In Plateau State by Itannooluwa(f): 8:36pm On Mar 21, 2016
o daran

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