2face walked into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asked him, "2baba why is the front of your shirt all bloody" . He answered in a slurred voice, "My wife caught me with another woman and cut off my penis." "Oh! Come on" replied the bartender.


Tuface then said, "If you don't believe me, I'll show you."
He proceeded to rifle through his suitcase and pulled out a long thin thing and laid it on the bar. The bartender bent down and looked closely and said, "Why? This is just a cigarette". Tubaba looked puzzled and said, "I have it here somewhere" and proceeded to fumble through his other pockets and comes up with another long thin thing and placing it on the bar desk, and said, "See that".
The bartender again inspects it closely and said, "2baba that's just another cigarette." Now 2face staggered backward and steadies himself, leaning on the bar and with awareness in his shaky voice, he said, "My brother I must have smoked it!" http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/2babas-wife-catches-him-with-another.html