-A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her
class in 3rd grade. The boy said "Madam, i should be in 4th grade,
i'm smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade".
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from 4th
grade
Principal: What is 3 3
Boy: 6
Principal: 6 6
Boy: 12
The boy got all questions right.
The principal then told the Madam to send the boy to 4th grade
immediately.
Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of,that i've only 2
Boy: Legs
Madam: What is in your pants that i don't have
Boy: pockets
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid
Boy: Coconut
Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky
(The principal's eyes open really wide,but before he could stop the
answer, the boy was taking charge)
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get
me up, I get wet before you do
Boy: Tent
(The principal was looking restless)
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are
bored. The best man always has me first
Boy: Wedding ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When i'm not well, i drip. When you
blow me,you feel good
Boy: Nose
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver
Boy: Arrow
Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get
it, you've to use your hand
Boy: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than
others,the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after
marriage
Boy: surname
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a
lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam 'Send
this BLOODY boy to the University...even myself got all answers
wrong........hmmmmm u nko??
I'm sure u got it all wrong too