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7 Types Of Danfo Drivers You Will Meet In Lagos by Shegbe: 5:42pm On Mar 24, 2016
If you have ever entered a danfo in Lagos, you can relate with what you will find here.

NO CONDUCTOR DRIVER

We all know that the commercial bus business is a two man business usually comprising the bus driver and his conductor but some drivers will for whatever reason refuse to have a conductor and instead they will turn the passengers into the conductors. It is passengers that will gather the money, it is passengers that will pass the change.

THE ONE RELATED TO EVERYBODY


Is it just me or do I have the habit of always coming across the danfo drivers that are always related to everyone. You will always hear them saying “omo iya mi,” “maami.” Did you miss road ni?

THE ONE WITHOUT CHANGE


Change cannot be given to you every time, sometimes you must bring the change. No matter how late or early the time of day is, this danfo drivers will be shouting to their conductors to tell you to enter with your change.

THE MUSIC lOVERS


Have you ever wanted to receive a call in a danfo bus and have to beg the driver to reduce the volume of the music he is playing? If it is not some Fuji music, then it would be some old school gospel music and if you complain, they will tell you it is not your vehicle.

THE RECKLESS ONE

You will enter some buses and be praying to God that you get down safely because the speed with which they drive, you would find yourself screaming ‘driver’ half the time. They overtake everyone and they are always in competition with other buses.

THE FIGHTERS


You will enter some buses and be praying to God that you get down safely because the speed with which they drive, you would find yourself screaming ‘driver’ half the time. They overtake everyone and they are always in competition with other buses.

THE EDUCATED


Although they are rare, you would sometimes run into an educated bus driver who would a decent conversation with you and have you wondering how he ended up in a profession that is full of touts.

Feel free to add yours
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Source: http://www.dailygossip.ng/editorial/7-types-of-danfo-drivers-you-will-meet-if-you-live-in-lagos/

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Re: 7 Types Of Danfo Drivers You Will Meet In Lagos by boboLIL(m): 5:49pm On Mar 24, 2016
I love lagos

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