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| The Pastor's Salary by Odeku(m): 8:18pm On Nov 13, 2005 |
The Pastor's Salary This is a story about a popular young Baptist preacher, who on Sunday morning announces to the congregation that he will not renew his contact and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave. Bubba, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and announces, "If the preacher stays, I'll provide him with a new sedan every year, and his lovely wife with a minivan, to transport their children!" The congregation sighs, and applauds. Billy Bob, the entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the preacher stays, I'll double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of his children!!" More sighs and applauses. Ms. Ella May, age 70, stands and announces, "If the preacher stays, I'll give him SEX!!" There is a hush. The preacher, blushing, asks,"Ms. Ella May, whatever possessed you to say that?" Ms. Ella May answers, "I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said...."F**k him"! |
| Re: The Pastor's Salary by fabian(f): 2:14pm On Nov 14, 2005 |
hehehehe! Rotten Hubby! |
| Re: The Pastor's Salary by fabian(f): 2:15pm On Nov 14, 2005 |
More like, Dumb wife! Duh? |
| Re: The Pastor's Salary by layi(m): 3:36pm On Nov 14, 2005 |
Somebody help. What is f**k? I could not locate any word with 2 asterisks in my dictionary. Help!!!!! I want to understand the joke too. |
| Re: The Pastor's Salary by Odeku(m): 3:48pm On Nov 14, 2005 |
Layi its Bleep |
| Re: The Pastor's Salary by layi(m): 3:59pm On Nov 14, 2005 |
Thanx. I thot it was FICK. E be like say d filter nor dey work again |
| Re: The Pastor's Salary by micklplus(m): 5:14pm On Nov 14, 2005 |
that was pretty cool.well ,that wont happen in my presence ! imagine at thae age of 70.EEEEEEEEEEwoooooooooo |
| Re: The Pastor's Salary by adesodgi(m): 7:09pm On Nov 14, 2005 |
layi:layi, iwish i could throw up jokes like you do,u are a real clown  |
| Re: The Pastor's Salary by christyne(f): 4:32pm On Nov 26, 2005 |
I think d woman shd be able to perform better at 7o lol A nice joke pal. |
| Re: The Pastor's Salary by bagoma(f): 4:30pm On Nov 27, 2005 |
Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaa.... Very funny! Serves d preacher right! |
| Re: The Pastor's Salary by ayusman16(m): 11:51pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
nice jokes 4rm way back |
| Re: The Pastor's Salary by ThugLife1(m): 12:42am On Jan 16, 2008 |
;d |
| Re: The Pastor's Salary by temmysexy(f): 9:32am On Jan 16, 2008 |
nice joke   |
| Re: The Pastor's Salary by clemcykul(f): 10:09am On Jan 16, 2008 |
what a splendid joke lmao |
| Re: The Pastor's Salary by powerblaze(m): 10:32am On Jan 16, 2008 |
pretty classic joke. You can do better |
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