So, yesterday, i went to CUT MY HEAD (like it was in done funny ads i saw here last week). The barber was about to be through with me, when a man arrived. He was sitting outside (maybe to receive fresh air), even though there's fan inside. He then called one of the barber's apprentices over. They murmured some things to themselves, and then the boy left for some place. Then the boy came back only to report to the man that 'they said they don't have Tesojue again, that it's Dorobucci that remains'... lol, i was like WTF!!!

Drop other funny local alcoholic drinks' names you know, guy... till later

Kaikai shekpe, embalmment. Lol CUT YOUR HEAD

How u take know say nah drinks d man dey send d apprentice N if dem cut ur head like u sed, aw u take hear wetin dem dey talk?? U forget say Head wey dem cut no dey Hear.