THE SUM OF IT ALL: THE REWARDS OF PROMISCUITY

GIRL: “Catch me when I fall"
Be there when I call
You are my one and only, my all
As long as you still play ball"

BOY: ‘Love me like never before
Run with me along the seashore
Stay with me till the early morn
Let’s groove till the break of dawn
But that's not the sum of it all'

BOY&GIRL: Kiss me, freak me, miss me, and, oh, frisk me!
Touch me, love me, smooch me, and, oh, pick me!
Lift me, let me, no! Don’t stop me!
Caress me, harass me, oh, you surpass me!
Pray, is that the sum of it all?

GIRL: 'Butterflies, butterflies in my belly
I even see you on the telly
You make me melt like jelly'
BOY: 'Is it when we play touchy-feely?'
Girl, you really play ball!

Girl: 'You made miss my period
By what you did with your rod
Your rod of indiscipline, your call
Boy, haven't you done it all?
Please, don't make me the joke of all'

BOY: 'You brought it from here and there
You infected me; it’s not fair!
You gave me AIDS in the analysis final
Girl, you have done it all!

BOY&GIRL: Dear LORD, so this is the sum of it all?


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