"Make una see me See wahalaoooo!

I went for the burial of a friend's grand father somewhere in Nassarawa State. In that village, when someone dies, an elderly man will come up and tell who is next to die.

So this man came along and said that the next person who will die is the one who decides to leave the burial ground first. Friends, since yesterday I still dey there ooo. Nobody wan first go ooo.

Everybody just lie down. Even the old man at age 112 is lying down beside me, asking me if my people never start to look for me.

As I'm talking to you now, I'm still lying down. What should I do next?"

Cc: lalasticlala