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My Funny Experience Yesterday (joke) by nob7(m): 6:14am On Apr 01, 2016 |
Yesterday, I was very hungry,
And since my girlfriend wasn't around to
cook a delicious meal for me, I went to a
supermarket to pick something to eat.
As I was walking, I noticed a man staring at me.
I looked at the man and kept walking to
the front counter to pick Gala.
As I picked it, I turned to see the man right in
front of
me.
I smiled and greeted him, then went on to get
Coke.
The man followed me through the store.
I was getting a little nervous and angry because
he
was following me without saying anything.
Trying to be friendly I said, ''Hi!''
The man finally said, he is sorry for staring at
me,
but I look like his youngest son.
They just buried him two weeks ago.
I felt so stupid for getting mad as I
expressed my sincerity to him.
He said he was fine as he knows his
son is with the Lord.
Then he asked me to do him a Favor.
I said, ''Of course, if i can''.
He said he was a bit sad that his son never said
goodbye before passing on.
He asked me to get in line behind him,
and as he left the store I should say,
Goodbye dad! So that he can have a sense of
closure.
Though his request was weird,
I however agreed to grant him.
As he collected his bags from the cashier and
walked away, I said, ''Goodbye dad!''.
He turned and said, ''Goodbye my dear son!''.
When the cashier calculated my bill
she said the total is 20,500 Naira.
I screamed, ''For what? How can a
Coke of 120 Naira and 50 Naira Gala turn to that
amount?''.
He replied, ''Your dad said you are paying for his
bill
too!''.
..guess what happened next..
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I fainted! |
Re: My Funny Experience Yesterday (joke) by akunjohn(m): 6:25am On Apr 01, 2016 |
Lol, maga of the day , But did you paid the bill? 1 Like
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Re: My Funny Experience Yesterday (joke) by Nobody: 6:47am On Apr 01, 2016 |
Sorry dear son..... 1 Like |
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