Advantages of fuel scarcity in Nigeria.
1) Most compounds are noiseless
because "I
better
pass my neighbour" generators are
on sabbatical leave.
2) Wives are happy because husbands
who like
hanging out are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside
are not cold and no fuel to drive out.
3) All the housewives are cooking
good
food because no more Crunches and
Mr Biggs,
4) Kids are reading their books since
watching TV needs fuel.
5) No more congestion in network
since
many
peoples phones are off.
6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before
cause not much people are online.
7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No
more late
night movies.. Light no dey naa
There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions
9) Parents are over-joyed because
their children
that were always online now
concentrates on
their studies
10) Even God Himself is very happy
when he
saw people who haven't gone to
church for
months and years going to church
and staying for both First and second services just
to charge
their phones...
.
Do you agree or disagree?