I JUST LOVE NAIJA SCHOOL
*u ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.
* Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those
that have
bought
* You graduate with 3.50 and you will be telling yourself.
If it was to be UNILAG... I would have been a
4.50 graduate by now.
* If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form.
*Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even
to enter the school
*You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all
seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey
leave am for sch go back house ni?.
*u have already prepared food but to eat na wahala
because Ure already late for lectures.
* Lecturer: Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to
the
board to write. Before he turns
back-------class don full. Lol
*come night class during exam u go see different levels
of reading. scaning,skimming,jaking and lots
more.
*During exams u will know those who are naturally
beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become born- again by force.
* It's always funny when exam
invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly
develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs
question in 50seconds.
Lol pacman smile
Abeg send dis to ur friendz and let's hail all NAIJA
students
3 good gbosa for our fantastic students

seems every university is the same