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Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by younghartz(m): 12:37pm On Apr 04, 2016
[b]I got this on Whatsapp:
Nigerians suffering and smiling. Little wonder why nothings
really affects us that much!

ADVANTAGES OF FUEL SCARCITY IN
NIGERIA

1) Most compounds are noiseless because I better pass my
neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave.

2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out
are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no
fuel to drive out.

3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no
more Crunches and Mr Biggs

4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs
fuel.

5) No more congestion in network since many peoples
phones are off.

6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not
much people are online.

7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night
movies.. Light no dey naa smiley

cool There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions.

9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were
always online now concentrates on their studies

10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people
who haven't gone to church for months and years going to
church and staying for both First and second services just
to charge their phones.[/b]

cc lalasticlala No 10 just me laughing really hard cheesy smiley
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by 9inches(m): 12:39pm On Apr 04, 2016
All true grin
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by ugwusunday(m): 12:43pm On Apr 04, 2016
U just nail am
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by younghartz(m): 12:46pm On Apr 04, 2016
ugwusunday:
U just nail am
My frnd is guilty of that no 10 D guy go church yesterday around 8am coming back by 14:00 Em carry reading lamp,power bank,extension,phones bt no bible

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