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Do You Want To Buy Petrol? Here Are Few Tips For You. by 2sydoflyf(m): 4:39pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Do you want to buy petrol? Here are few
tips for you and thank me later.
1. Go to any major expressway and wait
2. Identify any moving petrol tanker
suspected to be loaded with the product
3. Follow it, non stop, to its destination even
if it is going to another state (you would
probably be the first on the queue)
4. Wait for it to discharge
5. Then buy and leave.
These steps worked out yesterday for me
when I followed a tanker from Lagos to
Benin to buy fuel. On my way back, I
followed another tanker from Benin to
Lagos to top up my tank.
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Re: Do You Want To Buy Petrol? Here Are Few Tips For You. by tunaguy(m): 4:41pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Ode op |
Re: Do You Want To Buy Petrol? Here Are Few Tips For You. by soulminister(m): 5:06pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
And later, you will spend to service your car |
Re: Do You Want To Buy Petrol? Here Are Few Tips For You. by Nobody: 9:17pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
haaa dis op don high |
Re: Do You Want To Buy Petrol? Here Are Few Tips For You. by DaniDani(m): 10:23pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
what a solution. But will you follow the tanker by trekking if you don't have fuel in your car |
Re: Do You Want To Buy Petrol? Here Are Few Tips For You. by realsammie(m): 11:31pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
That awkward moment when you take unripe oshogbo weed |
Re: Do You Want To Buy Petrol? Here Are Few Tips For You. by 2sydoflyf(m): 4:10pm On Apr 06, 2016 |
DaniDani:No na! You invest money to get more money. So you invest fuel to get more fuel. Simple logic. |
Re: Do You Want To Buy Petrol? Here Are Few Tips For You. by 2sydoflyf(m): 4:13pm On Apr 06, 2016 |
realsammie:Na kwale own. |
Re: Do You Want To Buy Petrol? Here Are Few Tips For You. by 2sydoflyf(m): 4:20pm On Apr 06, 2016 |
praizeblog:No mind me jor! Na d socaway wen dey our backyard na I inhale. |
Re: Do You Want To Buy Petrol? Here Are Few Tips For You. by 2sydoflyf(m): 4:25pm On Apr 06, 2016 |
tunaguy:As if you no go try the tips. |
Re: Do You Want To Buy Petrol? Here Are Few Tips For You. by tunaguy(m): 6:05pm On Apr 06, 2016 |
2sydoflyf:what if d truck is coming back from where it just offloaded 1 Like |
Re: Do You Want To Buy Petrol? Here Are Few Tips For You. by Nobody: 6:17pm On Apr 06, 2016 |
2sydoflyf:lol.....sorry eeehn |
Re: Do You Want To Buy Petrol? Here Are Few Tips For You. by 2sydoflyf(m): 8:53pm On Apr 06, 2016 |
tunaguy:with the direction of the truck you will know and sometimes the speed. |
Re: Do You Want To Buy Petrol? Here Are Few Tips For You. by tunaguy(m): 1:01am On Apr 07, 2016 |
2sydoflyf:now op has told every body dz trick evrry body go du am and u fit be number 180 on d que |
Re: Do You Want To Buy Petrol? Here Are Few Tips For You. by 2sydoflyf(m): 6:28am On Apr 07, 2016 |
tunaguy:Hehehehe na be say some people follow the truck from depot. |
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