Flexherbal:
How I wish that could power the car!

Don't just believe anything, they may be using the fuel inlet as a ++ to get satisfaction since it is small sized just like a ++++.

At least they will see 5 liters

This is power of change. Now he is saying that he can not perform miracle

May God save us o

giftadene:
See what fuel scarcity is causing?
lol

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IT COULD OOOOOO!!; AFTER ALL. URINE AND FUEL NA SIMILAR COLOUR

Keep donating bro..you can as well be a member of Nairaland forum ad we'll donate for you! What are friends for? Bt I assure you that you F**** engine aint gon start!! I no mind to pay ma tp to go where my cake lies..kip uirinating ooo

URI-PETROL Station.

ijaw1stson:
I hope buhari is seeing this. lol if to say Urine de power car, some guys for de masturbate..

Masturbate to produce urine?? Haba

mayordadon:
Click like if u believe buhari is the caused of this niggas situation. And shares if u believe this niggas are just dumb

like n share go break #lol

gidimasters:
Who You Epp?

Who u epp? Who u epp? Who u epp? U don baff? Who u serve? Don't slam my door what is wrong with you

Integrityfarms:
Like play like play there seem to be no end in sight for this fuel scarcity o!

This joke don they pass Don be silly

sorry it has ended here in Lagos. T fares are back to normal.. I wish u d same

Like this comment if you want peace and stability in this country, ignore if you like whats going on in the country.

this is what called arrant display of foolishness. if he no be Jesus you cannot perform such feat. aboki with daura brain

mayordadon:
. Lol brox it's called booking

bet9ja

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gaffig:
sorry it has ended here in Lagos. T fares are back to normal.. I wish u d same

where in Lagos has it ended?.
Many filling stations are without fuel, and the filling stations that have fuel, the long queue is discouraging.
Get your facts right.
Shalom.

jaymejate:
OAU science students at work. Una car engine go knock without solution woh

E no go knock, na the carburetor go get problem...

una won turn urine to fuel 20days n 20night fasting No food

ijaw1stson:
I hope buhari is seeing this. lol if to say Urine de power car, some guys for de masturbate..

masturbation now dey bring urine.....has apc "changed" the causes of urine too abi this mango's hypothesis and the mango himself that wrote this is just dumb!!!

loool...........that's crazy meeehn

The 3rd person resemble McQuins

Ignore all the names.
I call the baby
"EPOSOWON"

BABY ARRIVAL:-

Information reaching me says that a woman has been delivered of a baby boy while on queue to buy fuel.

The baby boy has been named Epolabi.

Mother and child are doing just fine. ߘƠߘƠߘƮ
Other suggestions :

Epodunni, Epolayo, Epotunde, Abisagip, Olamobil, Epokitan,Epokunle, Epolanwa, Epodipupo, Epoofe, Epodele, Epotomi, Epoyimika, Epofarahan, Epobamidele, Oandoayo,
Epolanwa ,Epodiwura, Epolari, Epokari, Epotide, Epowunmi, Epogbemidele!!!

Mprepz:

I doff my hat for your english

lol. I tire

Something that looks like fuel may still acts like fuel though

try this neggas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEluFBT4KAs

http://www.maynex.com/

we never can say ooo,e fit make the vehicle move ooo,n that will be the beginning of new discovery

My caption for this is "necessity is indeed the mother of invention"

Hmmmmm, if only...