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Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by zayyadoski(m): 11:15am On Apr 11, 2016
RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS * The fat kid was always the goalkeeper; * The owner of the ball decides who plays; * Penalties are awarded only if injured player curses a lot; * The match only ends when everyone gets tired; * No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score; * No referee and linesmen. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post; * If you don't participate in repairing the ball, you were given a match ban; * If you are picked last, you are a loser; * The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree, when it got stuck, under the car or inside the gutter; * When the owner of the ball gets angry, game over! * You were allowed to change goalkeeper, in case of penalty; * The most skillful player, gets automatic selection.

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Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Marv650(m): 4:22pm On Apr 12, 2016
so true ......3 corner kicks =penalty

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