SEX can make you do a lot of things and also make you say a lot of things; 1. It makes u religious: oh god, yes oh my God, 2. It gives u ur 1st singing lesson:mmmmm, owwwww, awwhh. 3. It makes u a natural competitor: fast, faster. 4. U announce ur own obituary: yeee ah! Ur killing me, im dying, oh im finished, gosh! Im dead. 5. Some babes suddenly turn terrorist: scatter it, destroy it, dnt have mercy juz tear it. 6. It make s u a respectful begger: give it 2 me pls, pls am begging pls pls 7. It brings out the loyalty in u: i love you, u r d owner, no 1 else, u r d best. 8. It turns some into a plea header: yea pls dnt stop, dont stop juz continue pls. 9. U go come dey answer d call of urancestors, No 1 else go hear except u: yes im coming, im cooooomming, im cooooooooooming o !!!...... True or false.

[color=#990000][/color]lol this guy is sick

spot on op

true and funny