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Helpful Tips On How To Sleep In Church by SunFlow(m): 7:36am On Apr 13, 2016
There's no gainsaying, that people finds it a herculean task to sleep during service in church, here, i came up with some helpful tips to spice up your church-sleeping-life.
1. Locate the front row and sit comfortably facing the preacher/vicar/father.
2. With your hands supporting your jaw, and your legs open, prepare yourself for the next step.
3. Shut your eyes, open your mouth, your ear, shut down your brain and start sleeping
NOTE: to make your experience enjoyable to the sleeper and the sleepee, add drooling and snoring and whenever an usher wakes you up, just smile at him with your face full of saliva and tell him/her you weren't sleeping. You can thank me later or what are friends for? Remain blessed..

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