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A Prisoner In Jail. by kamtamark(m): 10:05am On Apr 15, 2016 |
A prisoner in jail received a
letter from his beloved wife: "I
have decided to plant some
tomatoes in the back garden.
When is the best time to plant
them?" The prisoner, knowing
that the prison guards read all
the mails, replied in a letter:
"Dear wife, whatever you do,
DO NOT touch the back garden!
That is where i hid all the golds
i stole." A week or so later, he
received another letter from
his wife: You wouldn't believe
what happened. Some men
came with shovels to the house
and dug up the whole back
garden." The prisoner wrote
another letter: "Dear wife,
NOW is the best time to plant
the tomatoes! I didnt want you
to suffer yourself digging the
ground, so i sent the prison
guards." |
Re: A Prisoner In Jail. by ify2nyce(f): 10:11am On Apr 15, 2016 |
ancient joke |
Re: A Prisoner In Jail. by kamtamark(m): 10:32am On Apr 15, 2016 |
you need to see the author before complaining. |
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