It is so funny and 'stylishly painful' when you experience an emotional disappointment, which could have been caused by romantic flaw by you! ...especially, in a campus setting where there are so many young adults around, ready to laugh at your ass as soon as you eff-up!!!

Mine: During my first year, I met this pretty luscious girl from Enugu State. Every thing about her physical appearance was enticing to me so I decided to 'register' my signature with her romantically. For good two weeks, she was constantly giving me the 'green light' through the way she acted seductively towards me whenever we met in the faculty I told my guys that I would soon get her down as they hailed me seriously by chanting "Baba Kay, Baba Kay!!!"

On that fateful Friday I will never forget in a hurry, I started planning my strategy; I planned to go to her lodge because I knew her room mate would not be aroud; she usually travelled every weekend to see her folks.

At 7:30 pm, I zoomed off to Suncity Hostel after bathing myself with a sweat-smelling cologne! When I got there, I met her cooking. She complained of not having any animal (meat or fish) in the food and as a Warri boy, in order not to fall my hand, I offered the last 500 Naira with me (inagine, my last card o! ) to settle the matter.

When it was 10 pm, she looked at me and asked: "Kay, ain't you going back to your hostel?" I told her that I wouldn't be able to go back at that time because my area wasn't safe at night. She didn't object. That was when I pinched myself to know whether I was dreaming because to me, I would soon ride on cloud nine!!!

As she went to take her bath, I stared lustfully at her body as if it was the source of my oxygen...my eyes popped out from their sockets!

When she came out, I was already putting on just boxers, shaking my legs rapidly, like Papa Melike after taking some glasses of ogogoro. I was waiting for her so that she would join me on the bed for my hands to get employed once more.

Surprisingly, after putting on her night gown, she told me to switch off the light when I'm ready to sleep; that she's going to her neighbours room to sleep!!! Before I could say a word, she was already out!

I slept all alone in the house of my crush while she slept elsewhere in the same building! My pee pee refused to go down; feeling angry like its owner! I couldn't sleep as I stared angrily at the ceiling. What do I tell my guys?

That night, it was as if the VC should just refund my tuition fee so that I would run way! I woke up very early the next day before anyone and disappeared with shame! After that, we no come dey too close again. When I told my guys, they laughed at me so hard!

Abeg, share your own jaare!

rule no 1

don't try to get laid at the first opportunity to get laid.

rule no 1 don't try to get laid at the first opportunity to get laid.

Lwkmd! After na so dem go dey yab oda people for nairaland.

donbenedict:
Lwkmd! After na so dem go dey yab oda people for nairaland.

Shuo! donbenedict, na u holy pass?

Brymo:
rule no 1
don't try to get laid at the first opportunity to get laid.

You have been using too many monikers! See the comment above you

Rule no 1
Don't try to get laid at the first opportunity to get laid.

Rule no 1
Don't try to get laid at the first opportunity to get laid.

Rule no 1

Don't try to get laid at the first opportunity to get laid.